Thompson

Great read. Ty for sharing

One of the oddest things about my birthday is all the texts and emails from every dentist I’ve ever had

Please don’t speak to me. I’m disassociating.

Hey, sincerely curious, how do people named Scott feel about their name being all over toilet paper? 🧻

I have escort privileges. Please visit, Lee

It’s full of candy I squirreled away during Halloween and it’s under my work desk!

The only thing getting me through this workday is my secret candy drawer

Wowwwww yesss. We imagined the users of the wheelchairs would then be transformed into the empty wheelchairs at their destination…the “cheerful” chime immediately got so eerie after that thought 😬

A porn site for accoutrements: Adornhub

Just saw a self-driving wheelchair chiming through the Miami airport (it had a lady in it, then it drove back without her) it’s still chiming through the terminal—I think I found the next Doctor Who villain.

Shouldn’t a “shampoo” be another term for a fart?

Legit so worried my cats will love the treat lady (aka our cat sitter) more than they love me😳

Plz send reassurance ty

Not trying to be bunny, butt…

I’m not in a “same-sex relationship”—
it’s a similar-gendered monogamous exchange of trust, affection, and sometimes shirts

This is the first Thanksgiving where I’ve been offered a bed that doesn’t inflate or fold into a sofa 🥲 I should’ve gotten married sooner

fellow ADHDers,
when you spend the hour you planned to vacuum disassembling and deep cleaning the vacuum you initially intended to use, that’s called a

Made a salad 🥗 of spinach, salmon, avocado, and chopped almonds

It’s my magnesium opus

aka a “Hart-a-Shaq” 💔

(I’m sorry)

Hiiii Josh 💙

Thank you! I could get used to this kind place

anyone else's "discover" page just CATS CATS AND MORE CATS

@imleor.bsky.social I did this ♥️

Nice to meet you, Bluesky.
Here’s my Bluecat.

It’s been a while, did I do fun social media right?