Simply incredible that there was a mass shooting on Sunday and this is the first I've heard of it. Just another day in America!
06.03.2026 21:35
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Simply incredible that there was a mass shooting on Sunday and this is the first I've heard of it. Just another day in America!
My mechanic says I should buy a Toyota if and when we get another car, but I don't have one yet!
i played tic tac toe and now my feet are all minty
It is not!
I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.
A bumper sticker on the back of a black Toyota Rav 4 that reads "my other pee pee is a poo poo"
Here's a bumper sticker I saw...
#peepee #poopoo
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a concrete/cobblestone garbage can next to an ashtray made of the same material
don't ever talk to me or my son again
We've got lots of natives as well, but bug-wise the hyssop rules the yard. :)
Artists, drop something red
TGIF? IDGAF
Artists, drop something red.
(From the #picturebook Halloween Forest, words by Marion Dane Bauer, Holiday House Publishers, USA) #kidlitART #kidlitUK
Artists, drop something red
Good lord, man! That’s not a bunch of asparagus! It’s a bunch of dicks!!
Anise hyssop is a big draw here, but it’s late flowering so you don’t get much of a bug show until late summer.
Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.
the US: grok is this
Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.
The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint
Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.
The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face
SHABADOO
A very old woman waiting to see an eye doctor once told me I looked like one of them but I can’t remember which one and anyway she was waiting to see the eye doctor so what did she know.
A dated a ballet dancer many, many years ago and…yes.
A silver hairbrush sitting in its own fitted blue silk-lined case.
I don't have 'fuck you' money, I have 'I carry my silver hairbrush around in its own silk-lined box' money.
I've taken over half a million photographs so far in my life.
*my cigar, sobbing in its humidor*
I wanted to be an astronaut
A meme with the heading "Whose punch was deadliest?" with four different people shown: Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, Mike Tyson and Jim Jones
I'm the guy that refills the big mustard pump jugs.
So much for it only lasting a day! 😂
I don't see anything in that ad that is any different to what America is already like.
Single-panel cartoon by Tom Toro. Two men sit in a book-lined study. The older one says: "Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
Good morning!