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@kjez

I run Smash tourneys in Michigan. He/Him

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There's this band called Tiny Moving Parts. They got this song called Dakota. Its got this line "The Midwest has blessed me with great friends, and unforgettable relationships". This is important to me.

23.11.2025 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I think it is wrong to kill somebody just because they have a different opinion than you" says the guy next to me right before we are ceremonially executed on TV for having pronouns in our social media bios.

13.09.2025 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They are calling me "K 'Balatro Speed Run World Record Holder' Jez"

25.08.2025 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Log on to fight them 3 times to build the 1 new thing they make and log off again for 2 months.

31.07.2025 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Monster Hunter Wilds has this problem where they streamlined so much of the game that there is no reason to play the game.

31.07.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๅ…‰็ทšๆœƒ้ฎ่“‹ๆ‰€ๆœ‰้™ฐๅฝฑ๏ผŒๅ–บๆ‰€ๆœ‰ๅ˜ขไธญๅฑ•็พๅ‡บ็พŽ้บ— light eclipses all shadows to reveal beauty in everything

30.07.2025 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point Get Cooked is a tourney that almost runs itself so I really just gotta lock in for the arcadian 1 more time.

29.07.2025 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking about making Battle Of The Bads my last tourney as a TO (until smash 6 comes out probably) cause its been hard to do literally anything while on this cancer treatment but seeing everyone have fun inspired me to keep going and at the very least finish the year.

29.07.2025 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Definitely not because you haven't played ult in probably a full year.

27.07.2025 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its such a crazy aura loss for your parents when you think you are cooking some secret family recipe only to find out its just the recommended recipe on the back of the box.

26.07.2025 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It warms my heart when a Smash player says they can't make it to my events because they have work.

26.07.2025 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a lot of opinions about Tales of Symphonia(2003) and none of them matter and nobody should talk to me about them unless they are looking for recommendations for a early 2000s action RPG to play.

25.07.2025 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For instance you could easily make a post in a few different places about your favorite starter in Pokรฉmon red/blue and someone will engage in a conversation about it. And both of you will be 30+ years old and have already talked about this 18 million times in your life.

25.07.2025 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something that weirds me out about the internet is that you can find a seemingly endless amount of people to discuss your special interest, no matter how old it is, so you never really have to move on from anything.

25.07.2025 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

??????

25.07.2025 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dumbest Girl Alive by 100 Gecs clears Radioheads entire discography.

25.07.2025 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody ever talks about how hard it is to be a white guy who doesnt listen to Radiohead.

25.07.2025 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If i had it my way every single one of my events would include a coke freestyle machine and a special private performance by Taking Back Sunday.

24.07.2025 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's always a tough balance as an event organizer when investing your personal money into an event of like how would it be if we had X thing vs How much money is coming out of my pocket.

24.07.2025 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be for a post is shown to me by someone I don't follow it should be hidden like a spoiler and I should be allowed to know their age and occupation then decide if I want to see it.

23.07.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a private discord server with only my friends that are over 30 where we share insane posts from random people online and everyone else in the server reacts by saying the poster needs to get a job.

23.07.2025 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of me as a fighting game lover hopes that it ushers in a new era of fighting game popularity. Another part of me would love for it to somehow turn out to be the key to Riot game collapsing.

22.07.2025 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I just think its funny that... " - Guy who has never thought anything is funny

20.07.2025 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The employee at Hungry Howies doxxed me (I ordered delivery last week and she recognized my name on the order and shamed me for it when I came in to pick up pizza this week)

20.07.2025 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about how much of a cultural powerhouse the local Mcdonalds, Dennys and Taco Bell were in the small town I grew up in. Its probably the same across all of middle America.

19.07.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not pointing fingers at anyone specific, but im pretty sure this has just become a widely accepted practice for most Smash Ult event advertising and it makes me sick.

17.07.2025 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's say completely hypothetically a TO just lies about the people who will be attending an event, which tricks you into going and you still had a good time despite the other players never showing up. How evil is the TO in this scenario?

17.07.2025 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: An evil-looking guy in a stained yellow t-shirt with the red Dai Gurren skull logo from Gurren Lagann (and sweatpants) points at a guy walking in the distance in a brown suit, brown hat, and black tie. He yells "HEY EVERYONE!! HERE COMES THE JOBHAVER!!"

Panel 2: As the jobhaver walks past, another evil-looking guy in his underwear leans out of a window and yells "GOING OFF TO THE OFFICE, JOBHAVER?? GOTTA BE THERE BY 9, DO YA???"

Panel 3: The jobhaver is walking away as one evil-looking guy, from his left, yells "GOT ANY MEETINGS TODAY, IDIOT??" Another evil-looking guy, from his right, tells "HOW'S THE >>PROJECT<< GOING, JOBSO??" and throws a balled up piece of paper.

Panel 4: The jobhaver is clenching his teeth, sweating, and struggling not to cry as yet another balled up piece of paper and a empty can are thrown at him and bounce off his shoulders.

Panel 1: An evil-looking guy in a stained yellow t-shirt with the red Dai Gurren skull logo from Gurren Lagann (and sweatpants) points at a guy walking in the distance in a brown suit, brown hat, and black tie. He yells "HEY EVERYONE!! HERE COMES THE JOBHAVER!!" Panel 2: As the jobhaver walks past, another evil-looking guy in his underwear leans out of a window and yells "GOING OFF TO THE OFFICE, JOBHAVER?? GOTTA BE THERE BY 9, DO YA???" Panel 3: The jobhaver is walking away as one evil-looking guy, from his left, yells "GOT ANY MEETINGS TODAY, IDIOT??" Another evil-looking guy, from his right, tells "HOW'S THE >>PROJECT<< GOING, JOBSO??" and throws a balled up piece of paper. Panel 4: The jobhaver is clenching his teeth, sweating, and struggling not to cry as yet another balled up piece of paper and a empty can are thrown at him and bounce off his shoulders.

16.07.2025 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6757 ๐Ÿ” 1023 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Every now and then I do special stuff only for people that I've had exceptional experiences with at events. I like to think of it as positive reinforcement for good behavior. I think maybe in community driven spaces picking favorites can be good.

16.07.2025 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone will tell you Full Metal Alchemist is the best anime ever but no one will admit they think that because Edward Elric is the personification of an annoying 12 year olds power fantasy.

15.07.2025 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0