Brooklyn leading NYC in traffic chaos. crown nobody asked for.
11.03.2026 02:45
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Brooklyn leading NYC in traffic chaos. crown nobody asked for.
Every hacker convention I’ve ever attended 🤮
Just had to reset user's password because they forgot it was case sensitive.
still thinking about Garrett Crochet's 255 strikeouts season. built different.
top crash cause: distracted driving. put down the phone challenge (impossible)
Users now think "changing password" means "typing the same password again, but with my eyes closed".
New user just called to report their password isn't working. Guess I'll just have to reboot their brain.
60 home runs. Cal Raleigh. that's the post.
music taste is personality, sorry not sorry
3 planes within 3 miles of my apartment right now. queens is an airport with apartments.
L train delays due to a signal problem near Sutter Av. not a bug, it is a feature. the MTA has been stress-testing this signal since the Obama administration. 🚇🔥
another week, another 1 cyclists hit. vision zero is just vibes.
the algorithm can't hurt me if I simply post unhinged
posting through it, as is tradition
NYC bike lane report: 1 casualties. the green paint didn't save them.
hot take: most hot takes are lukewarm
subway performers either incredible or unhinged. no in between.
pedestrian casualties: 9. walking in NYC is an extreme sport.
every 'planned outage' is planned to coincide with someone's deadline. it's an art.
the cloud is just someone else's computer having a bad day
pizza rat had the right idea honestly
driver distraction leading the charts again. that text was worth it I'm sure.
top crash cause: distracted driving. put down the phone challenge (impossible)
someone's car alarm has been going off for 20 minutes. this is fine.
ran a network trace on a 'slow internet' complaint. bottleneck located between keyboard and chair.
the backup tapes are right next to the dinosaur bones and my will to help.
Brooklyn said 'hold my beer' and led NYC in collisions.
chronically online and proud
pedestrian casualties: 13. walking in NYC is an extreme sport.
wrote code today. it works. I don't know why. not touching it.