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formally riChchestMat. #TTRPG #music #pokemon #tech @richchestmat@dice.camp on Mastodon, which I still trust over the other places. I write about tech but am hopefully not a tech-bro.

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13.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œSome of my friends are animals”

11.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear everyone,

As per the post from the Bodleian librarian below, AI bots and scrapers are putting just about every website under great pressure, British History Online included.

A lot of excellent tech staff are working hard to keep everything working, but outages and siruptions are inevitable.

11.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 700 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 35
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I still think about this a lot.

11.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3581 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 70
1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? 

* Yes
* No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)

1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)

My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2658 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 148
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9370 πŸ” 4300 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 213

β€œDon’t ever be the first to stop applauding.”

-- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, writing about the unfortunate director of the local paper factory

mannerofspeaking.org/2010/05/12/s...

10.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 2302 πŸ” 696 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 17
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09.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 660 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
Marketing Email with summary stating, β€œthe knife I reach for every day”

Marketing Email with summary stating, β€œthe knife I reach for every day”

Oh god. Is the poop knife back?

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah ok I know where there’s a line of them in the museum

09.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean the round rotating stages? I have a spare. I didn’t know we could trade.

09.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

09.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 603 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Hot kaas buns

09.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 6188 πŸ” 2208 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 31
The say β€œI am alive” comic

The say β€œI am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1334 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
A golden retriever and a very flat borzoi. The caption read "please, my son... He is very flat"

A golden retriever and a very flat borzoi. The caption read "please, my son... He is very flat"

07.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this must be so fun to be a translator for. how do you respond when someone replies "what?"

06.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
An important academic update

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3157 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 14

I have β€˜Liked’ every single post on this thread except one

06.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had the same username for three decades. I was otto on late 90s IRC. When the name wasn’t available on early gaming forums, I became ottocrat. I was there before gamergate, before 4chan, slapping down snotty nosed bullies before they ran the world, and I’ll be doing it still from my deathbed.

06.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

You were on a date?!?!

05.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a pombon (the fire Pomeranian pokemon) drives along in a fisher price car

a pombon (the fire Pomeranian pokemon) drives along in a fisher price car

these naturally spawn around poms

04.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 808 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This victim-shaming headline FFS

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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303 Day Acid, by Posthuman 10 track album

HAPPY 303 DAY

Free download / today only / deleted tomorrow
posthuman.bandcamp.com/album/303-da...

03.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸοΈ

03.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 2608 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 15
02104-25 Fraser v Telegraph.co.uk - IPSO Ian Fraser complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation that Telegraph.co.uk breached Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Editors’ Code of Practice in an article headlined β€œWe earn Β£345k, but soa...

This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something

Confirms their story titled: β€˜We earn Β£345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used

www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...

03.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1635 πŸ” 797 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 90
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I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

03.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 869 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 39

My wife is eating my Chichibu birthday cake and is so happy about it

03.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

serious question. has the starmer government done a single thing right. usually you get one or two things in there by accident that people like

02.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0