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A.J. O'Toole

@ajotoole

Ex-drinker, still not a fighter. Speed reader, slow writer. Black Country exile under Northern skies. This is an anecdote, sir, not a problem for you to solve.

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Junior Soprano judging the Toy category at #crufts

07.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shania Twain is an anagram of Hawaiian Satan. #totp

06.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"knocking up a vegetable lasagne"

06.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sensational scenes

06.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

How I feel when someone blocks me

06.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watched the Party Political Broadcast for every other party from Kemi Badenoch there.

06.03.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table looking at the camera .
05.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a rewatch during lockdown (I think...) - It's very much of its time. At original broadcast I was living in a shared house so we all loved it.

05.03.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
DOG PANTS

DOG PANTS

Lot of animal underwear in the subtitles

03.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Right wing gobshite nonsense

Right wing gobshite nonsense

03.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#AllGreen streak

Wordle 1,717 3/6*

โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

02.03.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making my child dress as Richard Osman for World Book Day

02.03.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 258 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

#AllGreen

Wordle 1,716 2/6*

๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

01.03.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When they filmed The Sixth Sense, the director didn't tell Macaulay Culkin he could see dead people. That's what made the performance so great.

28.02.2026 12:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting a thread of amazing facts about the movies...

28.02.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's after the novelization of the screenplay.

27.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Some big lads have roughed me up and taken my dinner money."

27.02.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I want my political legacy to be the Conservation party becoming completely unelectable" - Keir Starmer's cursed monkey paw wish?

27.02.2026 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for Kuenssberg to declare this a great night for the Conservatives.

27.02.2026 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man with a sausage

A man with a sausage

Afternoon

26.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We'll have to do it for everything soon.

26.02.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't get that age verification to work. It'll be easier to leave the country to find out what these messages are...

26.02.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBH I've not seen that many, I just love Death Race.

26.02.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Reform win by a tiny number in a virtual three way tie, maybe heads will get pulled out of arses and there'll be an appetite for proper voting reform.
(I won't hold my breath...)

26.02.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as Death Race is number one.

26.02.2026 08:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First they came for the penis beakers...

(this is my only Mumsnet reference)

26.02.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cheese -  Grated & Sliced

Cheese - Grated & Sliced

I like both types of cheese

25.02.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I even heard it once.

25.02.2026 10:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Muskehounds??

25.02.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's fierce mild out there, lads.

24.02.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0