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A poet is someone who carries a strap on them at all times and is willing to let it bark when the occasion calls for it

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People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

05.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2618 ๐Ÿ” 187 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Since 1976, a street in Alexandria's Muharram Bek neighbourhood transforms into a football pitch every Ramadan for the Al-Falaki Street Tournament โ€” one of Egypt's oldest grassroots competitions.

"We've grown up with the Falaki tournament. It's our tradition."

05.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hierarchy breeds abuse

05.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What if... An alternative Bundesliga history What ifโ€ฆ? What if Beckenbauer had picked 1860 or Netzer stayed at Gladbach or Schalke had won the title in 2001 or Dortmund never gone bankrupt? The ultimate alternative Bundesliga history.

What ifโ€ฆ? What if Beckenbauer had picked 1860 or Netzer stayed at Gladbach or Schalke had won the title in 2001 or Dortmund never gone bankrupt? The ultimate alternative Bundesliga history.

gegenpressing.substack.com/p/what-if-an...

05.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Some closeups of the new @richmondkickers.bsky.social jersey. All photos taken by the Kickers not me. The tag is awesome and although not officially a Triple Crossing Brewery jersey the triangles definitely make it a Triple Crossing Brewery jersey.

04.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

In the off chance that anyone ever wondered what the Spanish in the short opening track to my Living With The Living LP from 2007, titled โ€œFourth World War,โ€ is, itโ€™s this - segments of Zapatista Subcomandante Marcosโ€™ speech about the Fourth World War.

05.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marilyn Manson: We're all stars now

Me: hell yeah

Marilyn Manson: in the Dope Show

Me: the what

04.03.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 189 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Errai
@errai.bsky.social
(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent

Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go

Me: You're the best. You will win her back

Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best 12:23 PM โ€ข Feb 17, 2026

Errai @errai.bsky.social (texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best 12:23 PM โ€ข Feb 17, 2026

04.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he is 73 years old. my god.

04.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 328 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock

02.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 297 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."

03.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 463 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I hope to live my life such that when I die, people will say, "he was like Murray Bookchin, but horny".

03.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If living a middle class life is driving you deep into debt, this is because you are not middle class.

This has been a real cognitive come to Jesus for me. Obvs I KNEW we were struggling, but the numbers looked like they SHOULD work. But never did.

03.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 162 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What does this tell us about our profession, comrade musicians?

03.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

following Agostina Paezโ€™s arrest, Argentine newspapers published guides warning travelers about Brazilโ€™s racism laws, and offering tips on gestures and words to avoid while visiting the country. Lmaooo

03.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should have signed for @sfcityfc.com

03.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The legend of this bumper sticker I saw the other day certainly lives on from the Chippewa on down

03.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GET OFF THE PHONE!

03.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taylor Schultek (American, b.1990)

"Madonna," 2023
Oil on birch panel
36 x 48 in

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

03.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 237 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Itโ€™s been one year since the Assad regime fell, prompting a sequence of events that culminated in a new government leading Damascus under Mohammed al-Jolani, an ex-militant in al-Qaeda's Syrian wing. Here, TรชkoลŸรฎna AnarลŸรฎst evaluates the previous year and the existential threat facing Rojava today.

27.02.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
02.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30 years ago Chuck Palahniukโ€™s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as โ€œthe middle children of historyโ€ with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

03.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2228 ๐Ÿ” 441 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
 made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday
All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar
And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes
A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island
I cased the joint, straining at the seams
I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin'
I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon"
The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting
All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action
The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact
Then the big boys, saw me and knew that
I'd had too much, floating around
Statues alive, seconds are hours
Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered
I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony
I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors
The true free expression I demand is human rights, right?
I gave my life, I am immortal
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Love knoweth no laws
Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw
Deal

made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island I cased the joint, straining at the seams I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin' I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon" The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact Then the big boys, saw me and knew that I'd had too much, floating around Statues alive, seconds are hours Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors The true free expression I demand is human rights, right? I gave my life, I am immortal Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw Deal

Metalheads: we had no idea rob was gay

Rob in 1977: i go to gay bars and have big gay sex with big gay men and this should be a fundamentally protected human right these dudes know what im about and what im about is FUCKIN DUDES

02.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Overhead shot of snowy intersection with yellow cabs and dotted lines outlining where snow has created space that can be a future bike lane, public plaza and pedestrian refuge.

Overhead shot of snowy intersection with yellow cabs and dotted lines outlining where snow has created space that can be a future bike lane, public plaza and pedestrian refuge.

New BONUS episode: "What Snow Reveals About Cities (Plus More From Our Book Tour.)"

All the snow we've gotten has revealed some truths about what cars do to cities, and what we can learn from it. We also give our thoughts on Miami, Pittsburgh, Toronto and Phoenix!

www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

03.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 285 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
An assortment of t-shirts, some are black with red stars, one is red with CHINGA LA MIGRA in yellow

An assortment of t-shirts, some are black with red stars, one is red with CHINGA LA MIGRA in yellow

workin a show for an Irish American folk/rock family band tonight and their merch goes way harder than youโ€™d expect

03.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 361 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm dying, these guys just look like that but sound like this.

03.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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America must be at it again

03.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh...bodes well for me I'm sure

03.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views

my therapist: that's fair

me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle

my therapist: who doesn't

02.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours

Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours

Suzanne Duchamp, French Dadaist painter and collagist, a younger sister of Marcel, who has only recently been recognised by art history #WomensHistoryMonth

03.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 456 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2