I believe her, too. I doubt any actual details were discussed between them. I have a feeling she said she wanted to make some ads and he said “sure, spend whatever you want” and then he promptly forgot they ever spoke about it.
Translation: In a few days, Glorious Leader will declare total victory and leave Iran in chaos and a leadership vacuum (which worked out just super in Iraq). The US will continue to fund the violence through Israel and the Kurds.
In Tate’s world, spelling and literacy are for betas and cucks.
And here I sit with my anxiety and depression, available for far less than billions.
I’m turning 55 on Saturday. It’s nice to know I can still achieve meaningful things.
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What these people want and what God wants are always, one hundred percent of the time, the same exact thing. It’s a really really amazing coincidence. Almost impossible to believe.
I doubt that at this point the Kurds believe for a second that the US is a true ally. But I think their hatred for the Iranian regime is enough for this current alliance. For the time being, the Kurds are happy to use the weapons we supply. They know if things go poorly, we will abandon them.
Jesus leaning into the frame and the word “Nope” in large black letters next to him.
A headline from Popular Mechanics “A Scientist Says He Has the Evidence That We Live in a Simulation”
Is this “evidence” every single thing happening every single day? Because, if so, the simulation is collapsing.
I would be willing to bet that some of them would rather stay and face dying in a bombing than flying to safety in coach.
This. I’m old. I’m tired. I’m post-menopausal. I can barely muster the energy for one partner.
Yeah, he'd never handle the pain of shingles. A skin cancer makes sense as much as he golfs.
The Lachasseresse seems especially suited to dropping off the stepchildren at boarding school. I can picture this Wes Anderson movie with this collection as the movie’s wardrobe.
There are some nice things about this house (that library 😍), but it needs a lot of renovations, especially the bathrooms. And where is the laundry room? There were no pictures of one nor was there a mention of one in the listing. I’m not hauling dirty clothes downstairs to an unfinished basement.
"We would also like them to be counted in our census numbers. But since we don't want them to be citizens, maybe we could say that they're a fraction of a person . . . I don't know, maybe 3/5ths of a person?"
Ugh. The military really preys on the poor. I'm convinced that's why red states won't adequately fund public schools. They want the military to be the only path out for poor kids.
My birthday is this week and I would love “less horror every fucking day” for my birthday as well.
And I don’t know if this still a thing, but judges used to offer young men a chance to avoid jail time if they enlisted in the military, especially the young men using the public defender.
The county where I grew up is so rural and poor there isn’t a red light in the entire county. Until early 2000s, it was the only county in TN without a McDonald’s. Military recruiters showed up big on our high school’s career day.
Gross. I don’t understand the audacity of people.
I appreciate that. Thanks.
How long until Ellison uses AI to re-edit Casablanca so that the Nazis are the good guys?
chumbox ai slop advertisement showing an AI generated image of five old white men holding blister packs of pills with the copy “How To Pick The Best ED Treatment For You? ED treatment options differ. See how to find the best one for you.”
they’re ready to fuck
I wish I could like this more than once.
They're looking into who called the fire department, not the guy who set the fire.
I am sure that if Michelle Obama had done this, the Republicans and the media would have been super chill about it. No meltdowns at all.
“2026 is the year of the horse”
The horse:
I saw something ominous coming, too. And without the benefit of psychedelics. Pretty much everyone of average intelligence who has been even vaguely aware of current events has been seeing something ominous coming. It’s been a five alarm fire for a decade now.
From what I’ve gathered this isn’t legitimate. It is AI. It is disappointing that @thetnholler.bsky.social hasn’t deleted this post.
