The Original Cry-Wanker™

Here that lads?

Free for all on U.S bases in the U.K. Baggsy a Hummer, a crate of Twinkies and some shooters.

Fill your boots!

BBC News Live screenshot Trump accuses Starmer of seeking to 'join wars after we've already won' and says UK aircraft carriers not needed

Baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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On the upside I always had a soft spot for the WWII rationing posters. I think we'll see a resurgence of allotments soon.

'She believed you have to take sides': How Audrey Hepburn became a secret spy during World War Two As a teenager growing up in the Netherlands, the Oscar-winning actress bravely carried messages for the Dutch resistance during the Nazi occupation.

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Hepburn returned to the Netherlands with the Second World War's outbreak. She studied ballet at the Arnhem Conservatory during the war. By 1944, Hepburn was performing ballet to raise money to support the resistance.
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The smart money is on Iran.

Plus how much of an orange tang, wigged up, fraudster, rapist, paedophile sack of shit do you have to be, Donald Trump & your fascist regime, to have most of the world rooting for Iran?

Cunts, like me, have questioned it's efficacy and utility for yonks

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Kettle has just died...

The more Trump blusters on Iran, or any subject for that matter, the worse you know it's going.

I'm currently writing the script for the first episode of Father Ted the Animated series and animating Angelcakez at the moment if anybody wants to join you can.

BBC News screenshot Drone strike near Dubai airport as Iran's president apologises to Gulf nations for attacks

Breaking! Sadly reports coming in indicate NO influencers were hit...

The likelihood of anything to Mandy is low AF I'm sorry, but not surprised, to say. His lawyers will drag it out for years and if it ever gets to court it'll probably be a fine and deferred sentence

A high security prison holding violent criminals allowing one inmate to murder another is the death penalty deferred. If you are against the death penalty in barbaric countries like the U.S you should also be against it, by proxy, here.
No I'm not defending Huntley, I'm questioning HM Prison Service

This.

Saying, rightly, this war is illegal (setting aside immoral) AND assisting Trump's fascist and corrupt regime in the bombing of civilians is totally unacceptable.

No I do not support the brutal Iranian regime.

Make this guy Ambassador to the U.S

I can't stop this fucking idiotic war, wish I could but I can't, so instead I'll revel in THE dumbest U.S Gov ever getting destroyed by it: Oi Trump, ya fuckwhit, what was that you were saying about "unconditional surrender"?

Yet more proof, as if it were needed, that you can immediately identify politicians trust worthiness - or utter lack thereof - by how awful a haircut they have.

I was wrong, often happens, Season 5 was THE best.

Like, spitballing & that, if you HAD to (knife at your throat HAD to) pick a worthy target for Iranian vengeance what would you choose?

Headquarters of GB News

Anything/Everything Trump family

Tommy Robinson

MAGA MEGA Church

A Nigel Farage event

Fox Corp headquarters

The Big Brother house

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My insider at Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan's HQ tells me plans are underway to reposition Dubai as THE thrill seekers holiday destination with the slogan "Get killed by a bomb and your STAY is *free!"

*Terms and conditions apply for non believers, apostates, Jews, Christians, Sikhs and Hindus

a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie Alt: a close up of Donald Trump's fuck ugly face side eyeing and face shrugging whilst he wears his tradecunt suit and tie

Going on the enormous amount of available evidence that President paedo Trump is a total fuckwhit that a scrofulous chimp fishing for grubs in a rotten log could outthink I'd say this latest demand that Iran "surrender unconditionally" is from a position of Donald shitting himself & will be ignored.

Enemies of the U.S. must be watching and laughing so hard right now. They know Trump's fascist regime has literal morons in positions of high responsibility. They know many of the departments that keep America running have been gutted by DOGE. They know the man at the top is childish, vain and weak.

How about everybody goes for the WH & Bibi instead?

Oh no, I do hope Jeff isn't OK

Lines of drones that are ready to bomb those attacking Iran

It's basically cunting Star Wars innit, only the U.S has Darth Vulgar, Vain, Vapid or Vacuous instead of Vader leading them

BBC News screenshot Trump says US military 'totally demolishing' Iran published at 21:44 05/03/2026 Trump speaking into a microphone with footballers stood behind him Image source,Reuters US President Donald Trump is speaking at an event at the White House, providing an update on Iran. He says the US military, together Israel are "totally demolish[ing]" Iranian targets "far ahead of schedule".

If the rapist in chief says it's going well it must be going seriously fucking badly

This shit is so going to bite the U.S, and those dumb enough to support Trump's fascist regime - the UK for one, hard