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Jenna Routenberg

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Editor, writer, journalist (in remission) | Certificated paralegal | Extremely for-hire | PDX | they/she https://jennaroutenberg.com/

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06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 3031 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 31

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

To be clear, I’m saying this in awe and admiration

06.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These motherfuckers behind The Pitt took subtext out back and shot it. This week’s cliffhanger is a punny metaphor for β€œsometimes it IS a slippery slope, and you’re going to need someone to come down there and rescue your dumb ass, and we will have told you so”

06.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWorse at the job,” broadly defined

06.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think of someone being picked by Trump because they were his first choice β€” he is absolutely a person who ranks everyone he knows β€” it follows that his second choice was second for a reason, and it may be stochastic preference or it may be because he knew they would be worse at the job

06.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

05.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2881 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 10
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 11705 πŸ” 7120 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 322

Jesus I thought that pinstriped boy in Today In Tabs was what’s-her-face from the free press dressed up as John Oliver for … whatever her reasons were

05.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2384 πŸ” 1355 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 331
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The Central Lie of Prediction Markets Polymarket and Kalshi promise the wisdom of the crowds. They deliver something very different.

Wrote about the central lie of prediction markets. How they are the perfect technology for a low-trust society, simultaneously exploiting and reifying an environment in which believing the motives behind any person or action becomes harder. www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

Probably fine, not like "protecting your privacy" is their entire brand or anything

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s intentional sabotage of intellectual competition

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m thrilled to welcome the @pwhlpa.bsky.social to the @aflcio.org as our 65th union!

Women’s hockey players are inspiring a new generation and building power on and off the ice. America’s unions are stronger with the PWHLPA in our union family. bit.ly/4lkwBis

05.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

05.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 4432 πŸ” 1050 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 37

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 14318 πŸ” 2595 πŸ’¬ 297 πŸ“Œ 116
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An AI disaster is getting ever closer Donald Trump orders federal agencies to stop using Anthropic's AI technology while simultaneously demanding the company cooperate with the government for six months.

The battle between the Pentagon and Anthropic couldn't have come at a worse time. AI safety is no longer a hypothetical problem; it's a real concern for the world we live in today. And the US Government's demand? Move faster and break more things. My cover story: www.economist.com/briefing/202...

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7083 πŸ” 1950 πŸ’¬ 155 πŸ“Œ 87

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 3556 πŸ” 942 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 12

If we survive this kakistocracy we really are probably going to have to completely rebuild the entirety of U.S. IT infrastructure

05.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4
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FBI investigating β€˜suspicious’ cyber activities on critical surveillance network | CNN Politics The FBI identified a suspected cybersecurity breach on a sensitive network used to manage wiretaps and intelligence surveillance warrants, and officials working to determine the seriousness of the inc...

suspected breach of FBI network used to house "wiretaps and intelligence surveillance warrants." πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 468 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 59
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This hip L.A. neighborhood is installing emergency sirens to warn of ICE raids Community activists are installing sirens across Highland Park in hopes of providing warnings on mobile devices to residents about possible ICE raids.

Highland Park is installing ICE warning sirens. An excellent idea and goddamn I’m sick of the necessity.

www.latimes.com/california/s...

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 750 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 13

Yeah, this clip will certainly be shown as evidence at the trials.

05.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 4098 πŸ” 922 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 19

β€œHey, we love your integrity. Can we buy it?”

05.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter.

https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

Grok being wrong:

The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themβ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themβ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Wrong again, dumbass

05.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3750 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 8

Matthew Rhys should go ahead and start preparing for this role in the eventual Sorkin movie.

05.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ what an O Henry-ass predicament

05.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alfonso CuarΓ³n doing Graham Greene’s The Power and the Glory
Ryan Coogler doing NK Jemisin’s Broken Earth trilogy

I also think the time is ripe for an adaptation of Jean Rhys’ Wide Sargasso Sea but I’m not sure who would be best for it.

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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James Fishback Banned From Waffle House After Tucker Carlson Interview Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback announced on Wednesday that he was banned from the restaurant chain Waffle House.

nice to see that some American institutions are still functioning

www.mediaite.com/media/news/f...

05.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 878 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12069 πŸ” 2411 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 70