I'm always innovating in the field of kitchen injuries. Today was my first "feta brine in burst knifehand blister"
07.03.2026 22:26
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I'm always innovating in the field of kitchen injuries. Today was my first "feta brine in burst knifehand blister"
Hon hon hon!
There are many, many reasons these types of laws are idiotic, but chief among them has to be demanding the public hand over their IDs and personal information to social media companies - SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES, who have not exactly demonstrated a great track record for privacy and safety.
Agree. He can cosplay "common sense conservative" but I think people will always smell his bike riding pinko past.
My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything.
Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though.
No shit man.
Worth it.
Ooooooh man I was going to direct all of my #topoli ire at Bradford in the upcoming election but I will happily put this nepochud on BLAST!!!!!
Somehow it's WORSE than I thought (?!?!?!)
Screenshot from the Simpsons of Burns dead in his coffin with a special compartment for an alive, screaming Smithers
we have reached the “Armando Iannucci reposting clips from In the Loop without additional comment” stage of the war in record time
This def happened and shook me to my core
The phrase "VIP funeral attendees" did psychic damage lmao sheeeeesh
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
You'd think he'd be appeased by all the online gambling carnage he's created but he won't rest until it exists in the physical world too.
Oh that? That's just his "healthiest president ever" rash.
"figure it out" has been American foreign policy for decades
Bombing into another country with no real plan then shrugging and walking away is US foreign policy in a nutshell.
If we survive this era, I'm sure we'll look back at the proliferation of unregulated online betting with shock and horror.
If I Had Legs is the best movie I've seen in awhile and I will likely never watch it again because of how agitated I was for the entire runtime. Most effective use of unsettling soundmixing since Zone of Interest.
That's all, folks!
the upsides of the Paramount/Warner stuff:
1. Nobody at Paramount seems remotely competent
2. The U.S. isn't Hungary
3. The huge debt makes collapse very likely
4. Humans still have agency
5. Every time anybody has tried to use Warner to dominate media (see: AT&T) it has failed spectacularly
Add this to the two female ICE agents pretending they had car trouble to lure a mechanic out of his house and then arresting him and hauling him off you can see that there are no boundaries or lines that ICE will not cross.
They prey on your humanity to rob you of your freedom.
Everything stupid about today can be directly tied to 4chan and Gamergate, part ♾️
The bureau has several unsolved high-profile cases and become a travel agency for a dipshit podcaster yet somehow "raising alarms" is still in the present tense!
Do it! I got a very long-winded bafflegab copy paste message about how they're introducing "legislation to hold people accountable". When I asked what that entailed (and if they even have the capacity/authority to criminally charge all noncompliant users) I got ghosted.
My new hobby is emailing Evan Solomon weekly with some new AI horror story and asking when he'll actually do his job to "keep Canadians safe". I got one form response to my first message but no reply since.
I live in his riding. I will make it my mission to unseat him if he keeps this up.
They always have mindbendingly bad haircuts
