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I think you just gave Root a powerful new dating app photo

04.03.2026 06:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wasn’t that bad, but was better when they called it M3gan

03.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s all thanks to Don Mancini staying involved through every entry. It’s subversive and self reverential (and self referential) no matter how absurd it gets. Just a fantastic/horrific world.

02.03.2026 16:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s the most consistently high quality horror franchise. Yes, including Evil Dead (though that’s close). I mean, Child’s Play 3 is probably the weakest point in any of the movies/tv/anything, and it’s still totally fine.

02.03.2026 16:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 👍 5260 🔁 1286 💬 24 📌 12

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

05.02.2026 02:48 👍 15314 🔁 4643 💬 445 📌 251

CHUCK: we’ve got them over a barrel
HAKEEM: hell yeah we do
CHUCK: so what do we do now
HAKEEM: idk that barrel looks pretty uncomfortable
CHUCK: we should pad it right
HAKEEM: yeah yeah we should pad it

05.02.2026 01:55 👍 77 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0
01.02.2026 23:30 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the info. Enjoy, everybody!!!

29.01.2026 05:47 👍 212 🔁 42 💬 6 📌 0
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 👍 28792 🔁 10724 💬 42 📌 980

Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

26.01.2026 00:07 👍 5204 🔁 1281 💬 109 📌 27

🫡🫡🫡

25.01.2026 20:07 👍 69 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Processing the cognitive dissonance of the horror of having an execution video autoplay in a news article and being saved by a Mazda popup ad.

24.01.2026 16:18 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
24.01.2026 16:25 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Because it fucking rules? (And I think somewhat led to the formation of ILM?)

23.01.2026 07:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh and by the way, the reason I know the names Coon, Powell, Briseno, and Wind (which I do, off the top of my head) is that I vowed to never call them the "Rodney King Riots" because what did Rodney King have to do with it? Why does he get named and the perpetrators don't?

08.01.2026 15:14 👍 364 🔁 44 💬 3 📌 2

I remembered the day before, but forgot yesterday. But always good to see my sweet piece posted! Thanks again!

08.01.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

19.12.2025 17:01 👍 7617 🔁 3779 💬 137 📌 66

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

15.12.2025 12:21 👍 16181 🔁 6530 💬 187 📌 320
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I think I just saw him in the wild!

17.10.2025 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ABOLISH ICE and EXPAND THE SUPREME COURT should be mainstream Democratic promises and talking points.

But timidity and civility will rule the day and screw the rest of us and this country in the end.

16.10.2025 01:00 👍 10504 🔁 2506 💬 485 📌 150

RFK Jr.'s #2 is stepping in as acting CDC director. You need to call your Congress people now and demand hearings until RFK is forced out. They're politically weak for another 48-72 hours, then they'll do unbelievable damage in the next month. Show me that you called and I will give you a reward 👇

28.08.2025 21:14 👍 1731 🔁 720 💬 57 📌 14

"A grand jury would indict a ham sandwich," then-Chief Judge of New York's Court of Appeals, Sol Wachtler, said in 1985.

Oh. The. Irony.

28.08.2025 03:13 👍 1615 🔁 183 💬 72 📌 5

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23.08.2025 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.

22.08.2025 12:53 👍 14733 🔁 4506 💬 162 📌 109
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@dinosaurdracula.bsky.social

I only saw this cap posted into another feed, no idea where it was cropped from, but it seems like something you need to hunt down and possess. For science. Or just because it’s rad.

22.08.2025 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible

19.08.2025 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a glorious corner. What’s the mini Black Zarak?

17.08.2025 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Eagle-eyed cinephiles will note the use of killer robots as a recurring motif in the Terminator film series

09.08.2025 04:27 👍 1478 🔁 120 💬 38 📌 5