Projectile Teeth

bsky not beating the allegations

Gas pump, unleaded: $3.39 per gallon

I thought I was supposed to be getting turned upside down and having the change shook out of me

Windows 11

I will go down swinging against Windows 11
aftermath.site/windows-11-nope

Lefty here. You're still being completely ridiculous. Kind of hard to figure out how to convey that to you without you lobbing some weird entirely unrelated accusation though.

Euthanasia How to Know When It's Time to Put Your JACK HARLOW to Sleep

It's ok, everyone, I found someone new who has branded themselves as "Praxis Dadbod"

a man on his knees crying to the heavens shutterstock shutterstock shuttersock suthterokc shtuustokr

who am I going to get my news filtered through now that The Woke Ginger has been compromised

Guess who just learned that "Log Cabin Republicans" are not admirers of Abraham Lincoln

We see you now, buddy. We see you and we know who you are. Pack your bags.

Triple-Threat Onion Galette Pies aren't just for dessert. The ninth recipe in the Basically Guide to Better Baking is a free-form tart that combines three alliums (scallions, garlic, and onion) for maximum flavor and crispy-jamm...

Here's one I think looks good / interesting, but I am slightly intimidated by

so does Tilly Norwood not have an IMDB because they haven't actually created anything with her in it yet, or because IMDB has actually taken some sort of stance on AI?

Anyway, I hope that whenever this whole campaign fails, that whoever created her has to find a new industry to work in.

I want to lock this guy in a glass box on Wall Street so they can all watch him go through withdrawals from whatever the fuck he's on.

I wrote about an all-time favorite media genre of mine: the Sleeper Cell Panic story. It addition to helping prop up the war effort against Iran and pressuring Dems to abandon their (token) DHS reforms, it has the added bonus of promoting mindless paranoia and racial profiling.

listening to Olivia Tremor Control again and thinking about buying a melodica from amazon for like $30

"We haven't seen you come into the branch lately is there anything we can help you with?"

You want me to come into the branch, put a check in my hands. We live in the digital age, and I'm fucking busy, don't bother me.

Just called my bank to ask them to stop calling me for weekly check-ins, which they seemingly started doing this year. Woman on the other end had the audacity to sound annoyed by my request. Lady, it's not like I opted into this service.

Taking Back Sunday had a song called “We Love Our Pets” and it completely ate shit

it's a lot of fun having our daughter watch Yo Gabba Gabba reruns on Roku, and out of nowhere some flash in the pan indie band you forgot about is up on screen singing an original and terrible song about clowns.

I want the soundtrack of the entire show.

I think the best way to enjoy pokemon is to see other people post pictures of them on the internet. I don't have to play the games. My eyeballs are regularly treated with pleasant looking little weirdos constantly, I don't even have to do any work.

Chronosphere rules, I haven’t stopped playing that demo.

Start normalizing it, y’know?

Sometimes I think when I go to the store I should put some weird facepaint on for all the facial recognition shit out in the world now. I think protesters should be doing this. It would probably make cops shit themselves too.

Google maps, they're calling the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America"

yyyyup

I should be able to collapse groups of replies on this website.

Like, navigating the comments of a post with 1000 comments, and there's a big block of bullshit with idiots talking to each other, I should be able to collapse that.

A dude in a leather jacket and huge sunglasses standing in the woods, a woman is pressing her hand against his. I assume he is a Hand Vampire

Thinking about Hand Vampires again

Maybe I’m misremembering, but he still totally sucked, that I remember

IIRC: This dude’s whole deal was he was a frozen-in-time or resurrected last-of-his-ancient-race ass alien, and his sole purpose was to dispell you of the myth that his race were a utopian society. Just like “yeah, we ate our young and oppressed our women” or some shit like that.

Javik, a companion in Mass Effect 3 who was available to join your party for real life dollars

Just thinking about how much this guy sucked to be around

Beachland Ballroom & Tavern. 15711 Waterloo Rd. Cleveland. - February 21, 2026.

“Oh nevermind we’re isolationists now.”

Well, get the fuck out then!