me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
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me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for taco
[bought some apple fritters]
me: (to my wife) I HOPE U LIKE NICE GIFT
i have been laughing about this for a while now
hell yeah 😊
oh boy!!!
well definitely the crows are my favorite; i absolutely think they are my friends but i also know they are smarter than that. after them:
2. Bluejay
3. Cardinal
4. Pileated Woodpecker
5. Red Tail Hawk
i see and hear almost all of them every day, the woodpecker is the variable
UH OH
one cool thing that has helped me lately is that i created a Google calendar with all the local car, bird and democrat events for the near future and summer. looking at that in schedule view gives me so many things to look forward to and helps me deal with "dang today sucks"
it sucks having to roll up the windows due to the bodybuilder farts but other wise this system rules
is there any way that we can this post in front of mike johnson,,
Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce
I've giving up and going full-Flintstones car, just yabba dabba doing my way down the Trans-Canada
I just decided after my fill-up, this morning, that I won't drive anymore.
I'm planning to invent teleportation.
I'll keep you posted.
it's unnerving, to the point that i can't even manufacture a coherent response to your question
well i hope filling up the car today gets me through the next year or two
why does bessent always look like he's leaning too far back in his chair? if you can't sit in a chair right, i don't trust you
one day i hope to have a president that can stay awake
oh?? he makes puns that make Billy fall off his chair??? ? is that what he does???? ?? ????!
temp got above 70f today so it's ballcaps 24/7 from here on out
now hang on a dang second: where did the dad go that was having beers with his buddies every friday and making a nice list of discussion topics?? i could use that whimsy back in my life asap please
it's dangerous to go alone, take this:
[dr looking at x-ray]
well, unfortunately… (removes glasses)… it looks like your brain was built on top of an ancient indian burial ground
makes sense! side note: i used to call on AJ Madison and Appliances Connection (yikes) in Brooklyn and they were two of my favorite customer visits. i loved visiting Brooklyn- wish i would have brought my reusable grocery bags when i was out there
i am quickly learning that i am the normal one and all the people who think I’m suspicious are actually suspicious their damn selves!!
northern indiana
i got a wheelbarrow, i'll put some sand somewhere,
a weird hangup i have w/reusable grocery bags is that they make me look suspicious lmao. i never see anyone else in the store with them and i also go to the grocery store every 3 days (because i don't leave the house otherwise) so, i always think everyone's judging me like "what's this fucker up to"
*uses reusable grocery bag to store all my plastic grocery bags*
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
