π¨π¦ Good luck to Team Canada at the Milano Cortina 2026 Paralympic Winter Games!
π¨π¦ Good luck to Team Canada at the Milano Cortina 2026 Paralympic Winter Games!
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime
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My new #BlueJays Top 30 Prospects list for
MLB Pipeline, with updated reports for 2026:
www.mlb.com/milb/prospec...
Max joins the boys at spring training π #Bluejays #Canada
RT @DunedinBlueJays: JoJo Parker & Juan Sanchez loadingβ¦π
JosΓ© BerrΓos pitched three hitless innings today vs. the Yankees (2 BB, 2 K).
His fastball averaged 93.2 mph, up from 91.9 in his first spring start. #BlueJays
Here's Dylan Cease striking out Bryce Harper with a 97.5-mph fastball, right on the top edge of the zone. #BlueJays
As long as you didnβt say, βIce Hockeyβ you are good.
I want to do more comedy writing in 2026 and Iβd love to write late night stuff someday. If you hear of any writing submission opportunities in that area please let me know! Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
Sauga man does good
Marie-Philip Poulin releases a statement to all the fans following the conclusion of the #MilanoCortina2026 Olympics, where the womenβs Team Canada took home the silver π
In his first Grapefruit League appearance of the year, Cody Ponce sat 95.3 m.p.h. After a long at-bat he struck out Parker Meadows swinging. Also whiffed top Tigers prospect Kevin McGonigle. A 5-3 groundout completed Ponceβs first inning with the Blue Jays.
Who are Canadaβs all-time World Baseball Classic statistics leaders?
I had trouble finding this info, so I did the research myself.
Here you go:
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To put an end to my endless ranting, i decided to write a thing.
iwouldprefernotto.substack.com/p/whose-stor...
βBe kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.β
Be kind.
People are often trying their best, even when it may not look or feel that way to us.
Some, most, are working far harder than we will ever know.
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#kindness #humanness #compassion
Welcome to Elevator Buttons
Kazuma Okamoto just launched the first home run of his #BlueJays career.
431 feet to dead centre.
Your Three Fave Wordsβ¦
BLUE JAYS WIN π
Is this the year the #bluejays decide to crosspost here? @bluejays.com
Very informative article. I learned a lot. Thank you for this.
I like it for a BLT. Pieces remain flat. More chewy than crispy - think bacon flavoured tender turkey jerky.
#QUESTIONOFTHEDAY IS BACK!
What did your faves do this offseason? π€
Me too!
Kazuma Okamoto is expected to open #BlueJays Spring Training games by playing on:
Saturday vs PHI
Monday vs NYM
Wednesday @ DET
Thursday vs MIA
Rachel Homan just text me:
βIβm giving this everything I haveβ
It showed today. Sheβs felt like she let the country down the last two Olympics. The redemptive power of sport. Onwards.
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
The Ford Governmentβs Guide to Not-Stupid University Courses
youtu.be/hfZkttU-07Y
BAT FLIPS AND MAPLE DIPS
BFMD 396 - Jesus Sanchez Injects Power into Blue Jays Lineup
ποΈ Justin Anderson
ποΈ Patrick Marsh
β²οΈ 44:55
https://bluejaysaggr.com/media/listen/bfmd-396-jesus-sanchez-injects-power-into-blue-jays-lineup/307506
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