Holy WOW, those glasses 🤩
Holy WOW, those glasses 🤩
Boy do I wish I had art-buying money and art-displaying space. (Also Jake is impossibly grown / please tell him I love his shirt.)
Neil, I like you, I respect you, but as an only child I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one
an emoji that looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg
Tell me why this emoji looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg
Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
🤩 Do… do I have to bedazzle my moose?
I’m lucky enough to live on a block that 1) has a whatsapp group on steroids and 2) is densely packed with youngish, earnest dads and teens looking to bulk up their dating funds.
PSA to everyone digging a gas-powered car out of the snow to PLEASE CHECK YOUR TAILPIPE before you drive (not a euphemism). I just had to run up to a guy I was stopped behind to tell him his was completely packed with snow.
Now do schools.
smdh ice on ice crime
they’re good dogs mama
Junebug the grey aussiedoodle, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “wtf are you doing to me” face firmly in place, shows off her crocheted deer headdress
Barley the blonde Scottie dog, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “so tired of this shit” face firmly in place, shows off her knitted deer headdress
We didn’t get to go home to Georgia this year because of a kid with the flu (yes, he was vaccinated, so it’s blessedly mild) but Junebug and my mom’s dog Barley celebrated together apart
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?
STYLE ICON MATTHEW LILLARD 👯
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My #teen fixed this for me (as much as it can be fixed but it’s basically this
I just spent ten minutes trying to close the photo using the X on the left-hand side of the screen shot
A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
Excuse me—I would eat the entire little bowl of horseradish, there’s a difference
I can’t even imagine how terrified he must be. Absolute ghouls.
I wish Republicans would explain exactly which family value this is, because I’m absolutely stumped
One of two screenshots of an email: CMG Pediatrics Bulletin 11.23.25 On the CDC's Vaccine Safety Messaging The CDC this week changed the vaccine safety portion of its website to suggest there may be a link between vaccines and autism. This change was not made because there is new data to support the claim - in fact, no such data exists. Rather, it seems the CDC's public stance on vaccine safety has been changed to reflect the personal beliefs of the current Secretary of HHS, RFK Jr. The vaccine safety issue has been studied vigorously and repeatedly since 1998, when a fraudulent case series was published alleging a possible link between the MMR vaccine and autism. That case series was subsequently retracted, and its author lost his medical license. 40 studies across multiple countries involving millions of patients ensued. None has shown a link between any vaccine and autism.
The second of two screenshots of an email: The American Academy of Pediatrics and a joint group of leading medical organizations have issued statements contradicting the CDC's messaging. We agree with these organizations. CMG will not be changing its stance on routine pediatric vaccination. The politicization of the CDC means that it's guidance cannot be uniformly relied upon without independent review. Portions of its website do still reflect up-to-date science, such as the travel health sections. We will have to see whether this changes with time. If you are not sure whether you should rely on a particular piece of information from the CDC, please contact the office to discuss with one of our providers. The American Academy of Pediatrics remains a reliable source for science-based information. No CDC vaccine scientist has defended the CDC's new messaging. The scientists themselves were blindsided, and our hearts go out to them. They have spent careers serving the institution and the country selflessly and tirelessly, and for the time being their work has been set aside. They have our thanks, our sympathy, and our respect.
I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
what if we just kept Mamdani in the oval office? like as a field trip chaperone??
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace