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Jennie Dair Berney

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''[T]he best…so cool.'' –Quincy, age 7

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Holy WOW, those glasses 🤩

15.02.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy do I wish I had art-buying money and art-displaying space. (Also Jake is impossibly grown / please tell him I love his shirt.)

15.02.2026 17:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Neil, I like you, I respect you, but as an only child I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one

09.02.2026 15:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an emoji that looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg

an emoji that looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg

Tell me why this emoji looks like a slightly squished, more emotive Mark Zuckerberg

08.02.2026 22:39 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

07.02.2026 21:56 👍 6705 🔁 823 💬 119 📌 0

🤩 Do… do I have to bedazzle my moose?

02.02.2026 23:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m lucky enough to live on a block that 1) has a whatsapp group on steroids and 2) is densely packed with youngish, earnest dads and teens looking to bulk up their dating funds.

30.01.2026 18:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

PSA to everyone digging a gas-powered car out of the snow to PLEASE CHECK YOUR TAILPIPE before you drive (not a euphemism). I just had to run up to a guy I was stopped behind to tell him his was completely packed with snow.

29.01.2026 16:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now do schools.

25.01.2026 16:28 👍 51 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Abolish ICE
Abolish ICE YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

a few thoughts youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8

08.01.2026 01:42 👍 4863 🔁 1292 💬 75 📌 121

smdh ice on ice crime

02.01.2026 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they’re good dogs mama

25.12.2025 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Junebug the grey aussiedoodle, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “wtf are you doing to me” face firmly in place, shows off her crocheted deer headdress

Junebug the grey aussiedoodle, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “wtf are you doing to me” face firmly in place, shows off her crocheted deer headdress

Barley the blonde Scottie dog, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “so tired of this shit” face firmly in place, shows off her knitted deer headdress

Barley the blonde Scottie dog, with her huge schnoz in the foreground and her “so tired of this shit” face firmly in place, shows off her knitted deer headdress

We didn’t get to go home to Georgia this year because of a kid with the flu (yes, he was vaccinated, so it’s blessedly mild) but Junebug and my mom’s dog Barley celebrated together apart

25.12.2025 20:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

18.12.2025 14:17 👍 21049 🔁 5483 💬 222 📌 553
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”

My response to anything over the next two weeks

18.12.2025 18:10 👍 15112 🔁 3979 💬 51 📌 96
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Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?

13.12.2025 21:36 👍 1344 🔁 243 💬 45 📌 38

STYLE ICON MATTHEW LILLARD 👯

07.12.2025 02:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Go to: Settings
Tap: Accessibility
Tap: Display & Text Size
Toggle On: Reduce Transparency

Go to: Settings Tap: Accessibility Tap: Display & Text Size Toggle On: Reduce Transparency

My #teen fixed this for me (as much as it can be fixed but it’s basically this

06.12.2025 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just spent ten minutes trying to close the photo using the X on the left-hand side of the screen shot

06.12.2025 15:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back

06.12.2025 11:56 👍 1359 🔁 140 💬 24 📌 10

Excuse me—I would eat the entire little bowl of horseradish, there’s a difference

04.12.2025 00:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t even imagine how terrified he must be. Absolute ghouls.

03.12.2025 21:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wish Republicans would explain exactly which family value this is, because I’m absolutely stumped

03.12.2025 14:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One of two screenshots of an email:

CMG Pediatrics Bulletin 11.23.25
On the CDC's Vaccine Safety Messaging
The CDC this week changed the vaccine safety portion of its website to suggest there may be a link between vaccines and autism. This change was not made because there is new data to support the claim - in fact, no such data exists. Rather, it seems the CDC's public stance on vaccine safety has been changed to reflect the personal beliefs of the current Secretary of HHS, RFK Jr.
The vaccine safety issue has been studied vigorously and repeatedly since 1998, when a fraudulent case series was published alleging a possible link between the MMR vaccine and autism. That case series was subsequently retracted, and its author lost his medical license. 40 studies across multiple countries involving millions of patients ensued. None has shown a link between any vaccine and autism.

One of two screenshots of an email: CMG Pediatrics Bulletin 11.23.25 On the CDC's Vaccine Safety Messaging The CDC this week changed the vaccine safety portion of its website to suggest there may be a link between vaccines and autism. This change was not made because there is new data to support the claim - in fact, no such data exists. Rather, it seems the CDC's public stance on vaccine safety has been changed to reflect the personal beliefs of the current Secretary of HHS, RFK Jr. The vaccine safety issue has been studied vigorously and repeatedly since 1998, when a fraudulent case series was published alleging a possible link between the MMR vaccine and autism. That case series was subsequently retracted, and its author lost his medical license. 40 studies across multiple countries involving millions of patients ensued. None has shown a link between any vaccine and autism.

The second of two screenshots of an email:

The American Academy of Pediatrics and a joint group of leading medical organizations have issued statements contradicting the CDC's messaging. We agree with these organizations. CMG will not be changing its stance on routine pediatric vaccination.
The politicization of the CDC means that it's guidance cannot be uniformly relied upon without independent review. Portions of its website do still reflect up-to-date science, such as the travel health sections. We will have to see whether this changes with time.
If you are not sure whether you should rely on a particular piece of information from the
CDC, please contact the office to discuss with one of our providers. The American Academy of Pediatrics remains a reliable source for science-based information.
No CDC vaccine scientist has defended the CDC's new messaging. The scientists themselves were blindsided, and our hearts go out to them. They have spent careers serving the institution and the country selflessly and tirelessly, and for the time being their work has been set aside. They have our thanks, our sympathy, and our respect.

The second of two screenshots of an email: The American Academy of Pediatrics and a joint group of leading medical organizations have issued statements contradicting the CDC's messaging. We agree with these organizations. CMG will not be changing its stance on routine pediatric vaccination. The politicization of the CDC means that it's guidance cannot be uniformly relied upon without independent review. Portions of its website do still reflect up-to-date science, such as the travel health sections. We will have to see whether this changes with time. If you are not sure whether you should rely on a particular piece of information from the CDC, please contact the office to discuss with one of our providers. The American Academy of Pediatrics remains a reliable source for science-based information. No CDC vaccine scientist has defended the CDC's new messaging. The scientists themselves were blindsided, and our hearts go out to them. They have spent careers serving the institution and the country selflessly and tirelessly, and for the time being their work has been set aside. They have our thanks, our sympathy, and our respect.

I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.

23.11.2025 14:38 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now

22.11.2025 07:15 👍 671 🔁 186 💬 112 📌 74
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

21.11.2025 21:17 👍 6273 🔁 776 💬 247 📌 141

what if we just kept Mamdani in the oval office? like as a field trip chaperone??

21.11.2025 21:29 👍 258 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

13.11.2025 18:38 👍 5478 🔁 1601 💬 140 📌 44

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

13.01.2025 01:15 👍 17385 🔁 3880 💬 102 📌 55

It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace

08.11.2025 16:07 👍 84 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0