Dave Taylor

Who's gonna be the *last* burger company to do a parody of the McDonalds CEO video, that's the real funny

The best thing about the show 'Last One Laughing' is they cut it up into shorts and reels, so I can watch all the bits with Bob Mortimer without having to watch any of the other people.

Never expected to see my favourite video of all time (Don't woof) here <3

Did we all see The Matrix 4 then just quietly agree to never talk about it ever again? No memes, no references, nothing. It wouldn't surprise me if the Letterboxd page for it had no reviews or cast & crew information, just a blank thumbnail.

I like when the bluray thanks me for buying it :)

It's interesting that there hasn't been a single time, across all of recorded history, in all forms of media, that the Fantastic Four has been fun, interesting or good.

What a streak!

No this is Scary Movie 6

In video games "Lovecraftian Horror" means looking at a dead fish, the UI tells you you're losing sanity while it wobbles the FOV.

I'm gutted Smiling Friends isn't gonna keep going, but I'm excited for what they make next :)

Do students still put life-size cardboard cutouts of Danny Devito in their windows, or did Covid kill that too?

I am full "old man" when it comes to people whipping their phones out to record something cool instead of living in it, fully present and content with a memory of a feeling.

It just makes me feel really sad.

I really hope the next gens aren't just completely doomed to having a 3rd-person life.

Any time I think "I wonder where that turn of phrase came from" I know I'm about to google it and find out it came from ships and boats.

"In my wheelhouse"? Ships and boats.
"Cut of your jib"? Ships and boats.
"Ahoy there matey"? Surprisingly, that's a farming thing.

Also that first pic looks like he's about to snap

The rollneck also has the logo on the sleeve, so it's visible in overhead shots. (Sm)art.

I just want you to know that this was the post that finally made me google "what is gacha game"

why would anyone pay up front for a f2p mobile lootbox game what is happening

People who have stuff in front of their tv, what's it like being allowed to walk the streets despite knowing you're dangerous to society?

2017 in a nutshell

Just once I want to hit a "who goes there?"

You're not allowed get mad about Oscar nominations if you haven't seen all the films in that category, or if you've ever acknowledged the Oscars is just a money-generating anti-art scam set up as an anti-union effort.

Otherwise, sure, go wild. I'm sure that kids movie was snubbed.

Listen I'm not going to use gen ai to make images for obvious reasons

but when I have a thought like "Dave Meltzer doing youtube thumbnail faces" I just lament that I don't have the time to bring such A+ thoughts to reality

You can't hurt me, I lived through the 2010s corpo-gaming era where every website and channel was like "1 Up Extra Life Spin Dash Pixel Game Over Retro Plays Arcade" where the production value was high* and the entertainment value was elsewhere.

*the sponsorship segments were well-lit

i wonder how things are going over on ecks dot com

do you think there's still people there giving it "one day I'm gonna leave this place 😠"

Dunno why UKIP changed their logo to the Triple H symbol.

When the Pinball Wizard passed, the existing form - notes detailed in the hit 1969 song - decays. The Demon then travels until finding a new form, one which it morphs for optimum flippage.

Many such cases

Low-vibrational beings love it when a movie scene wasn't planned, even when it was.

You could tell them the T-Rex toilet scene was improvised and they'd updoot the fuck out of it.

Cavemen would have survived if they understood the benefits of microdose mouth tape cold plunge.

I've never had a headcanon.

I think it's fascinating that STV launced a radio station and in their debut mission statement (on branding and in their opening segment) they've hard leaned into the promise that they won't repeat songs all day. It shows just how dire the landscape of radio is that this has become an audience lure.