David Ryan

Probably above you waiting to clamp on to your head with it's claws

I think Dr Bashir has been a bad influence. Insisting they drink plain larger or those cocktails with umbrellas in them

I think some files might have crossed over with one of Commander Riker's programmes. Unless the ponies are wearing spiked collars and a lot of leather. In that case it probably belongs to Lt Barclay.

I'm sure it's perfectly safe. Especially if you borrow a pen from that hot Romulan chick.

You did shout it across the bar

Luckily Dr Bashir was able to salvage a few thanks to his superhuman reflexes. He wants to know if you would like a Sex on the Beach, followed by some Screaming Orgasms.

The CUTEST agility run you'll ever see 😭 YouTube video by Crufts

Crufts is the big UK dog show. Like the Westminster Kennel Club. Although they've expanded it beyond just showing the dogs and brought in a lot of stuff like agility and displays where the dogs get to have fun and show off their skills www.youtube.com/shorts/YMHAe...

Willie was very concerned that time when you stopped eating for a few minutes. He was about to call a doctor.

Day 3 Live 🔴 | Crufts 2026 YouTube video by Crufts

If you want some real zen you can watch Crufts live online from the UK. It's worth tuning in just for the agility trials and the heelwork to music www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g8Q...

I don't think kidnapping the Spanish king would have the result he thinks it would.

On the plus side you won't have to worry about your trousers anymore. Those self sealing stembolts really live up to their name. Has anyone figured out a way to unseal them?

Happy gotcha day to Reginald. May we all learn to embrace our inner tiny criminal.

But what if Odo is letting you commit crimes to reel in the bigger criminals. Like your cousin for example.

Is Alexander visiting again?

I'm curious about the copyright situation for sharing all these clips in this context. Surely the various studios would take issue with their properties being linked to a war without prior permission.

This is a job you would do for free. Although I don't think they will be happy with your suggestion to add cat to the menu.

I think we have a breach Chief. This seems like a great time to try out the new stem bolt stapler.

So that's what Dr Bashir meant when he talked about having your balls in his face

You definitely weren't expecting those dodgeballs to hit you while you were in the shower. And in such a sensitive area

Didn't you borrow them yesterday? Just think back to where you last had Willie's keys. And then think back to where you parked the car.

It's good to see you keeping busy. I heard Willie is working on something similar in the basement.

That's why his beverage is a lot stronger than yours

It's the same temporal anomaly that makes Mondays last forever. Someone should look into this.

Dr Bashir has already bought several

This is why I enjoyed the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. The series started as a way of making fun of high fantasy but gradually he used the books to have fun with different genres and themes.

Looks like the perfect size for teaching the cat to play it or just pluck at the strings randomly

That's why it's a surprise Chief. When you least expect it the replicators will begin randomly firing dodgeballs at you. It could be when you order your morning coffee, it could be during lunch or even when you're sleeping.

I hope @annoyedobrien.bsky.social reads this memo. He was planning on doing an authentic firepit cookery class at 11.30. I'm sure it he got the message in plenty of time.

Or space stations

He should be careful in case Morn wipes the floor with him in the literal sense. Lurians don't have very good eyesight and Morn tends to see anything small and furry as a mop.