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a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th Alt: Agent Dale Cooper in a suit and tie speaks into a tape recorder, saying "Diane 11:30 am. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate.

24.02.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That moment in the Chef when Jimmy gives Joel's jacket to Sam. Oof.

19.02.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rewatching that arc in Somebody Somewhere season 2 where nobody's really wrong, nobody's really right, but somehow everybody's feelings are hurt.

19.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The trouble is that if I'm not passive aggressive, I'm just aggressive.

18.02.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of a frozen lake surrounded by leafless trees and dried brush.

A photo of a frozen lake surrounded by leafless trees and dried brush.

It's a good day to cook something for dinner that requires all afternoon to braise.

18.01.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations!

14.01.2026 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yay! I'm glad you liked "Ice." Sure, it's pretty much The Thing, but clearly made by people who are fans of The Thing. And, yeah, "Space" is not good. But I think the next two after (the one with Max Fenig and the one with the Eves) are very solid.

09.01.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh wow, let's see. If you haven't gotten to ep 108 ("Ice") yet, then that's one where the show really figures itself out. I think seasons 2-4 are when the alien mythology is strongest. Also, any episode by Darin Morgan. And most of Vince Gilligan's (pre-Breaking Bad). Now I want to do a rewatch!

09.01.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're going to have so much fun! (Not my first fandom, but definitely one of my most important even after all these years.)

06.01.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that the coffee shop is playing the entire Purple Rain album this morning.

25.11.2025 17:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love these looks! And this challenge!

10.11.2025 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On Weekend Edition Sunday! I love this so much!

26.10.2025 21:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's Promo Photo Monday season once again, and I'm so excited!

06.10.2025 20:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This looks incredible!

30.09.2025 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time for me to make my "it's the actual most wonderful time of the year" joke again. And it is!

26.08.2025 18:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Objection: HOMEWORK FOR THE HOUSE The Senate passed the bill. The House is up next. Let’s make them feel the heat.

The Senate passed the MAGA budget. Now it’s up to the House—and we’ve got a list of 27 vulnerable reps and their top donors. It’s time to apply pressure. Start calling. Start tagging. Let’s do this! Link to the spreadsheet included below:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

02.07.2025 03:12 👍 324 🔁 162 💬 18 📌 14

They look so good! This will make me finally take up gaming at my advanced age.

01.07.2025 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Them: "What more do you expect the Dems in Congress to do????"
Me: *points at Taiwan*

29.06.2025 14:47 👍 182 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 2
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BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!

27.06.2025 13:44 👍 2329 🔁 440 💬 60 📌 54

FREEZE FRAME
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions

23.06.2025 20:09 👍 1625 🔁 413 💬 39 📌 6
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I’m a Typo, and in This Age of AI, I’m the Real Hero Well, look who just spotted me and isn’t happy about it. You’ve got the same look as you did when that server told you to enjoy your tortellini, an...

"It turns out that people would rather read a thoughtful essay with an error in it than one of ChatGPT’s grammatically flawless articles about delving into a thought-provoking tapestry of synergy."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

22.06.2025 20:06 👍 95 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 7
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Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex 0500: Sound the alarm. 0600: Recitation of the day’s mantra in the traditional spirited honking. 0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standar...

0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standard formation.

0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes.

0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond.

21.06.2025 01:01 👍 79 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 2
A glass containing a fizzy cocktail garnished by an orange slice.

A glass containing a fizzy cocktail garnished by an orange slice.

Sometimes you just need a fancy cocktail.

12.06.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M. Wake up my sleepy mouth-breather, it’s 4:01 a.m. and I feel chatty! I might be small but I’m a warm-blooded lunatic and I’m right outside your bedr...

"You probably hope you can fall back to sleep in a few minutes, but I assure you, you cannot. I’m about to turn it up. I’ve got some buddies out here to rip off a cacophony, and we don’t take harmonization lightly. We live by the song, die by the song."

09.06.2025 17:21 👍 266 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 11

AI is short for Angry Incel.

29.05.2025 16:19 👍 102 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 3
A rainbow stretches across the sky after a thunderstorm.

A rainbow stretches across the sky after a thunderstorm.

Rainbow!

21.05.2025 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excitedly bought asparagus at the farmers market this morning only to get home and discover I still had some I got at the grocery store last week. I’m sure I can figure out something to do with it all.

17.05.2025 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It brought back the absolute joy of watching TV that's been missing for me recently.

14.05.2025 16:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Get to a comic book store now to pick up the latest issue of “Hello Darkness” featuring our original horror short - The Granny Hags From Hell! (Thanks for having us @boom-studios.com)

07.05.2025 19:48 👍 109 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2
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The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings “The new Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sanders, said the move to ban critical race theory in public schools in her state was a preventativ...

"The curriculum will no longer cover Order 66, when the Jedi Council misinterpreted a prophecy, chose the wrong chosen one, and allowed the Sith to infiltrate our ranks, which culminated in Anakin Skywalker murdering the younglings and then proceeding to enslave the entire galaxy."

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