If I text you “10-4” and you reply, we are gonna have words.
13.03.2026 17:05
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If I text you “10-4” and you reply, we are gonna have words.
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Be sick if Trump used the old Carter solar panels to barricade himself in the Oval Office when we finally smarten up and drag his ass out of the White House.
Oh really makes sense
What is sheep’s clothing?
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
The Jedis practiced emotional detachment not physical denialism so their code regulates emotional entanglement, not basic physiology. So it’s brown right, Yoda’s cum when he jacked off was brown I’m thinking.
Reminder: they are ALL the opposition party.
I can finally announce that my little game, that I originally made for the Steam Deck, is coming to the Nintendo Switch!
#nintendoswitch #handheldgaming #indiegame #solodev #gamedev
Beautiful, Geert. Sold.
I think they should only be allowed to make up complete bullshit and facts and fantastical bios.
I cook a lot when I’m working out of India. I never do those quick & easy recipes because what, I’m gonna cook it super fast then eat and then just be sad and lonely for the rest of the night just stare at the ceiling or my phone no I only cook things that are a fucking huge hassle that take forever
I’ve got a friend that’s a gulf war vet and he told me he used to get letters from elementary schools and one kid just wrote in crayon “thank you for dying for our sins”
I'm proud of how Without a Dawn turned out, but I never expected it to reach "Overwhelmingly Positive" on Steam, given how niche a game it is. Absolutely humbled by this, thank you all! 🥰
store.steampowered.com/app/3145620/...
#horror #gaming #art #indiedev
Yeah the good news is every time we intervene like that, it’s been smooth sailing. 100% success rate so far.
PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS
what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky
Do you have any recipes for these donuts?
USA gets their first W in the Men”s T20 World Cup! Bowling was HUGE. #usacricket
in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
Telling my wife an unnamed staffer keeps leaving the lid down and dribbling piss on it.
Why were you with a sniper?
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Please listen to every Californian telling you Gavin Newsom is a terrible choice and you should not anoint him the Democratic nominee for 2028.
The only thing Gavin Newsom actually cares about is Gavin Newsom. He will sacrifice anyone and anything you care about for his political ambitions.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
I hate the English spelling of faeces. It’s gross enough as feces.
100%
We are being scammed!
