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(She/Her) Find me on Nerdgasm Noire Network podcast The Streams - TTRPGs w/ @ReclaimersRPG https://jpfairfield.carrd.co/

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squidward from spongebob squarepants is saying well , it was fun while it lasted Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants is saying well , it was fun while it lasted

Totally had plans to leave the house..

Me: yay I woke up with plenty of time to get ready

Body: haha no... here's a massive headache & the cramps I forgot to give you during your period.

Me:

07.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 2290 πŸ” 862 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10

You are about to share this ain't cha...

Welp, "if I see it, yall gonna see it too" rule in effect.

07.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's enough internet for the day...

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What white man do I need to write for so that the things I say can be taken seriously. Like if I write for Hank Green will y'all listen to him say the things I've been saying for a decade?

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜I’m like, β€˜Do you know who I am?’

Bwahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha (wheeze) hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah (cough, wheeze) hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahah

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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

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Signing with Mikki Kendall Join us for an in-store event, Signing with Mikki Kendall, on Saturday, March 07, 2026.

Hey Chicago I will be signing books at the new Hyde Park Barnes & Noble this Saturday! stores.barnesandnoble.com/event/978006...

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chile, why was I just thinking about this yesterday 🀣🀣🀣

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06.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been bankrupted.

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This shit killing me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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At SOME POINT, they're gonna have to acknowledge their role in creating this hellscape.
And until then, Iont wanna hear shit from that group at all.

05.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

"Would a racist fuck a person of a different race?"

Dude, have you ever met a white dude?

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œThe secretary of Miami-Dade County’s Republican Party started a group chat primarily for conservative students last fall β€” and within three weeks it was filled with racist slurs, someone wrote dozens of ways of violently killing Black people and the chat was renamed after what one member described as β€œNazi heaven.” In WhatsApp conversations leaked to the Miami Herald, participants used variations of the n-word more than 400 times, regularly described women as β€œwhores,” used slurs to talk about Jewish and gay people and mused about Hitler’s politics.”

β€œThe secretary of Miami-Dade County’s Republican Party started a group chat primarily for conservative students last fall β€” and within three weeks it was filled with racist slurs, someone wrote dozens of ways of violently killing Black people and the chat was renamed after what one member described as β€œNazi heaven.” In WhatsApp conversations leaked to the Miami Herald, participants used variations of the n-word more than 400 times, regularly described women as β€œwhores,” used slurs to talk about Jewish and gay people and mused about Hitler’s politics.”

β€œIn WhatsApp conversations leaked to the Miami Herald, participants used variations of the n-word more than 400 times, regularly described women as β€œwhores,” used slurs to talk about Jewish and gay people and mused about Hitler’s politics.”

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it's awesome how much money grocery chains are willing to spend on Theft Deterring Infrastructure like chest high traffic gates and "AI"-augmented cameras and riot-geared rentacops, but they absolutely refuse to pay for more than one cashier to man their four dusty checkout lanes at any given time.

04.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 862 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer β€” you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

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Iranian drone strikes at Amazon sites raise alarms over protecting data centers Tech industry’s past focus on cyberattacks and natural disasters overshadowed threats of physical attacks.

As AI becomes critical to national economies, cloud infrastructure becomes a wartime target. Drone strikes on Amazon sites in the Gulf may force the industry to rethink where it builds https://restofworld.org/2026/iran-amazon-data-center-strikes/?utm_campaign=row-social&utm_source=bluesky

04.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

Boy good thing the US isn't burning bridges with allies who might help supply us with materials needed to build these weapons. That would sure be awkward, huh?

04.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Way too many Jalens in the NBA

04.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 885 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 96

Hey y'all, in case it wasn't clear, just a heads-up: This "cancel chatgpt" thing isn't principled, it's inter-corporate sabotage nonsenseβ€” one "AI" faction taking shots at another "AI" faction to try to capture cultural cachet in the face of shifting sentiment regarding one company in particular. πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

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NYC Mayor Mamdani apologizes for excluding Black Americans in previous β€˜city built by immigrants’ comments The New York City mayor said, β€œWe have to tell the full story,” which includes the contributions of Black New

If you're touting the Mamdani coalition today, please learn from what Mamdani did after he lost the Black vote in the NYC primary.

He didn't blame Black voters or discount them. He courted the Black vote, showed up, *apologized when he messed up.*

That's a way forward.
www.aol.com/articles/nyc...

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Inquiry for New York Times

Good afternoon,
My name is [REDACTED]
and l am a reporter for the
New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it.
With gratitude,
[REDACTED]

1 Inquiry for New York Times Good afternoon, My name is [REDACTED] and l am a reporter for the New York Times. I am researching how much money the Palestinian diaspora community has sent to support Gazan families since the war in Gaza began. Does your team track this figure? I really appreciate it. With gratitude, [REDACTED]


Palestine Diaspora Movement 

Hello [REDACTED]
We do not collaborate with The New York Times.
Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours.
The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable.
So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it.
Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

Palestine Diaspora Movement Hello [REDACTED] We do not collaborate with The New York Times. Your email asks about money sent to Gazan families "since the war in Gaza began." Let us first correct the premise. This is not a war. It is a genocide. Calling it a war is part of the problem. It obscures the reality of a colonized people being massacred by a military machine backed by the United States and defended, sanitized, and rhetorically softened by institutions like yours. The New York Times has spent far too long parroting Zionist propaganda and laundering Israeli state narratives while Palestinians bury their dead. That kind of coverage does not merely misinform. It helps create the political climate in which Palestinian slaughter becomes explainable, defensible, and forgettable. So no, we will not be sharing any figures, internal data, or community information with a paper that has so thoroughly damaged its credibility on Palestine. Quite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it. Do not contact us again for this purpose, The Palestine Diaspora Movement Team

β€œQuite frankly, we would rather chew jeans than help The New York Times extract from our community while continuing to fail it”

lmaooo GET EM

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 2546 πŸ” 730 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 23

People do realize that positioning any serious topic as a distraction from a different serious topic is you just saying you don't want other people talking about anything other than what you want to talk about, right.

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

The more you know... 🧡

04.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did white people do now? Besides start a war in Iran and uphold voter suppression in Dallas?

04.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

When Black People say that RFK jr is trying to kill people, BELIEVE us because we know.

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Playlist Dungeon by Thoughtcrime Games Micro-musical TTRPG dungeoncrawl

Playlist Dungeon, a 1-page "songcrawl" #ttrpg where you build characters and dungeons from your favorite songs, is out in the wild, along with the Wu-Tang inspired intro adventure, "Last Chamber".

Check it out and start your own playlist below!

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The Women of Sinners
2026 ESSENCE Black Women in Hollywood Luminaries. Read more at essence.com

04.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 17

Oops it turns out that using the infinite military budget as a way to just funnel money to billionaires has consequences! Whoops!

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