game bad
no game
25.02.2026 19:31
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One hour and 47 minutes
I guess Rachel was right to compare him to Fidel Castro at the start
#sotu
25.02.2026 04:01
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it's medals all the way down
🐢
25.02.2026 03:59
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Hey guys, I've got a great idea for the state of the union, gather round
People love awards shows, right?
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:51
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As a deeply religious man, I have ended all the wars
I'm a sort of Prince of Peace, if you will
So I invaded Venezuela
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:47
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Prison should be a one-way trip
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:21
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Our strategy for the midterm elections will be voter suppression and transphobia
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:14
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Some animals are more equal than other animals
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:06
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Illegal aliens are incapable of reading road signs because they're all illiterate, so no more drivers licenses for you
#sotu
25.02.2026 03:02
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I, the world's largest con man, will balance the budget via a war on fraud
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:59
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Democrats want to take your Social Security and Medicare away from you
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:55
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We have the world's lowest prescription drug prices
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:52
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My healthcare plan is to do away with healthcare plans
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:49
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Tariffs made us great again
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:44
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Trump shatters the record for Sports Talk in a State of the Union Address
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:32
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The greatest challenge facing our humble nation is that we win too much
[Enter Gold Medals]
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:25
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Kicking people off of food stamps is now known as lifting
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:23
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Hey, we stole oil!
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:22
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Apparently the illegal immigration rate is now zero, and has been for the last year
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:18
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It used to suck, but now everything is awesome
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:15
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Waddling, hand shaking, and his subjects giving him aural
#sotu
25.02.2026 02:09
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Fat Elvis has left the white house in the King Dipshit mobile and is heading towards Congress
#sotu
25.02.2026 01:36
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I appreciate that everyone will be boycotting tonight's State Of The Union, but the first time I heard the phrase "Who watches the watchmen" I immediately answered "I do, muthafuckah" so as usual, I will be live tweeting my interpretations of King Dipshit's stream of lies.
#sotu
25.02.2026 01:28
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My new DJ name is Bombo Genesis
Before you decide to use that in a drinking game, remember you still have to shovel
#snowmagedon
23.02.2026 01:51
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#LifeInNewEngland
Here's a fun evening news thing to half-hear on the TV in the living room while doing dishes in the kitchen:
"... and widespread power outages are expected"
[goes back to dishes]
"... up to 5 days before fully restored"
[sigh]
[goes back to dishes]
#snowmagedon
#bombogenesis
23.02.2026 01:32
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#7syllablesentence
never wish for more wishes
#wish
17.02.2026 13:00
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#2WordPrompt
the route thru the underworld
has no beginning
no end
the path goes on & on
until you find it never was
nor were you
birthed to the overworld
waking dream
sleepwalking in search of slumber
to return you back below
one day the top stops spinning
neither here nor there
#route
#under
16.02.2026 18:18
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#Spiritchat
Letting go of the conviction that situations have optimal outcomes, and it's my job to achieve them
#A4
11.02.2026 12:05
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Every time I think I understand how to control a specific dynamic with blood sugar I find out how ignorant I am
05.02.2026 18:58
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#emoetry #haikufeels
life's a lottery
an uncomfortable truth
random luck not earned
#haiku
#uncomfortable
#earn
05.02.2026 09:57
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