Reminder that paul sucks too
Reminder that paul sucks too
It looks like I already have why blocked as part of the followers of white house 47 team
Sigh
Which ones are crashing out this week?
Yeag
Thinking about getting into a predicament
Call her Corpus Kristi because she's a corpse
[Exit Murderer.]
A member of the bsky team being tone deaf and showing active contempt for their remaining user base? Polymarket could never
Enjoy!
Greg Davies: Alex, will you read the task again?
Alex: push the boulder onto the yoga mat on the top of that hill. Thereβs nothing in there that says you canβt bring the yoga mat to the boulder at the bottom of the hill. Weβve asked Susie Dentβ
Sisyphus: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
what does he smell like?
definitely an underappreciated Austen
this zoom has been going on forever and there's no sign of the kiss cam wtf
Sure sex is cool but have you tried 8 hours of restful sleep?
then you're never going to beat my soaster (sofa toaster) to market!
2026 is going to be a lost year for him, and I think they know that, but he made them look good for the first time since Andrew Luck and they're right to be afraid to let that leave the building.
It's a great week to do it
Family Freud: it's like that other game show except every survey question is "what the hell's wrong with you?"
Call not your stocks for me, I serve the King
Hamlet was really cooking when he said "O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a goo"
Very disappointing. AP is one of the few remaining news sources I find reliable
you gotta admit, skynet had a point
Waking up every morning to the most obvious outcomes of the most stupid and cruel decisions is wearying
thanks I hate it
So many establishment Democrats are Republicans. Cuomo. Gabbard. Hillary. Schumer. If youβre not out in the streets calling for tribunals youβre just controlled opposition
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No :(