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The Neotenous Slime

@twinfaggotry

in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection

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03.01.2025 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is true but i still really really like it. i should look into if there's any like kaizo mods for it

22.12.2024 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.12.2024 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

persona 6 should have a fiona apple song in it

12.12.2024 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk i thought u would know

12.12.2024 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

changing my legal name to Vlone Brian

12.12.2024 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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future keeps on asking me to show my hole in dms.

12.12.2024 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hey rose. just wanted to hear your thoughts on this image

12.12.2024 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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locked tf in!!!

12.12.2024 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you ๐Ÿ˜”..."

10.12.2024 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new jubilee video where we get 12 men with poor dental hygiene and dangle them by their feet above the grand canyon

11.12.2024 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck its my first day at gay guy high school. hope they dont find out im straight

11.12.2024 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got banned off hinge and tinder fuck my baka life time for grindr :(

11.12.2024 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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drain gang for life man you dont even know

04.12.2024 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.12.2024 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 330 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge

03.12.2024 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1199 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

7:58

03.12.2024 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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off to a great start

03.12.2024 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i dont have a car but i assure you unless someone else who knows what yiik is pulls up and takes it either me or one of my friends will grab it

02.12.2024 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god where. need

02.12.2024 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just think the level design is so much weaker in ds personally and the multiple babies thing ruins the pace. agree on wooly world being the best one of the new games

02.12.2024 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok for some reason i thought you were talking abt the ds sequel and i was abt to like get mad at that. that game is asssss. og yoshis island sick tho

02.12.2024 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have a grey acne studios one its really nice. my mom usually uses it bc im not huge into scarfs tho

02.12.2024 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when the burger is 17 dollars and comes with a bacon jam

02.12.2024 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

type shit fr fr

02.12.2024 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

old people deserve to be lonely

02.12.2024 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my ted talk:

*walks up on stage*

"folks. id like you to imagine a penis. bear with me for a moment. just imagine"

*5 minutes of silence*

"haha yall thinking abt DICK. fucking faaaaags"

*leaves stage*

that's my ted talk

02.12.2024 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 cheeseburger quesadillas w/ white cheddar cheese bites and either a bacon or cajun chicken wrap. with quesadilla sauce to dip

02.12.2024 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wouldnt let an ikemen talk to me like that personally. take these slow strokes beautiful

02.12.2024 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0