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how do i make content that appeals to women and alienates men

06.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

does android have a nonbinary virtual assistant?

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if u don’t have ur siri set to the nonbinary voice don’t even talk to me

05.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah me

05.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m always spinnin mine

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

>looking for queer media
>ask the queer if their media is good or tropes
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is good and what is fucking tropes
>she laughs and says "it's good media, dyke"
>buy the media
>its tropes

03.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 2999 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 18
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03.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

on top of everything else why does being mentally ill also have to be so embarrassing

03.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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moodboard for how things have been going lately. in case u were wondering

02.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m a born poster

02.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do we think the pokemon universe has a musical duo called 100 gecquas

02.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

finally lesbians now have our very own james somerton

01.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
edited tweet screenshot. 

Good Evening, "emily gwen" was a 10 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

edited tweet screenshot. Good Evening, "emily gwen" was a 10 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

27.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

95% of chappell roan’s songs are about eating box and people still act shocked and offended when she says she doesn’t gaf about men

28.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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littlest pet shop looking mfer

27.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 673 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

It's an instant BLOCK the moment someone comes into my replies and says, "But, actually porn does x, y, or z thing to our brains" when a lot of that science (from my understanding) is getting debunked.

Now is not the time to split hairs. Defend porn or get out.

26.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help:

Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 720 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

happy twink penis day

24.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

no i’m down to cry at all times

24.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm down

24.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

she arbitrary on my code til i execute

24.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Infected piercing cooldown

24.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

22.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 3537 πŸ” 868 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 123

All of this stems from true crime getting too popular 9 years ago I just can't prove it

23.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a smiley piercing that doesn’t fuck up ur teeth and gums

22.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Parallel

19.12.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Hockey?
Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Hockey? YouTube video by randy moon

new video!! pls click on it and give it a like if u can :3 youtu.be/m7QImz1HpVE?...

20.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0