Shit this must be why my cargo pants always contain (at a minumum) a flash light, a Sharpe-brand ballpoint pen, Knipex pocket pliers and a few bits of wire in addition to keys-wallet-phone.
Coincidentally I often get mistaken for a hardware store employee.
We wish to know more of the sauce
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Grating hot dogs should be illegal. But god damn it the more I watch this the more I want it.
GET READY
TO HAVE YOUR ASS ATE
THEN
BLOWN OFF
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Thanks, she's on the mend :)
I was so delighted to show this to my partner, insensitive to the horrible food poisoning she's just barely recovered from. She was not as amused with the post text as I was :grimace:
I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.
One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭
I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.
New from Eric Benet 💃🏾
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Two copies of Kaiju preservation society, one copy of old man's War and about eight copies of when the moon hit your eye.
Also, if you go to the Tattered Cover bookstore at the B gates at Denver Airport, all of these have been signed!
You should be able to criticize your government anonymously online.
Full stop.
"Age verification" legislation is just a pretty name for "forced online ID checks," meaning everything you post is associated with your government name
We have to stop this.
theintercept.com/2026/03/05/k...
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
He's a little shy at first, but he loves every decent person he's encountered.
blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole
mole's thought
Can’t forget storming the beach on DEI Day, getting pinned down by the TikTok and CRT. It was gender fluid for hours.
I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand
Hell yeah
Also showering. And finishing work so I can go to sleep to wake up to work more.
photo of my black and white tuxedo cat Marcel. He had one golden eye and he's lying on a bed in a dark room, dramatically lit in high contrast from nearby window light.
A Morsel of drama.
He's such a hussy!
Did my cat write this?
roses are red
violets are ethereal,
LMAO
I ended an argument with a roommate by stabbing a bayonet through a closed door once. Not my finest moment but I didn't hurt him and my GOD he would not shut up.
Nice, I inherited a piece of hardware that ran a gostse mirror for a while. I sure did give those hard drives a good scrubbing.
