If you gave me two choices.
1. Pay for my own ticket, fly to your city, Uber to your house, stand in your bathroom and talk business while you’re on the toilet taking a dump, or…
2. Meet with you on Microsoft Teams
I’d just need ask your address
Quatros always
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Cuba?! Cuba?!?!
We haven’t even finished the War on Christmas!!!
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
I once drove this home to a roomful of cops via this example: “when you send out a BOLO do you want to send out the gender on birth certificate or what they look like today? Which is more useful on drivers license?”
Quite the dubious achievement.
Montana and Idaho are now less affordable than California and Hawaii.
Stage right of course
bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"
Our parents could buy homes with a single income.
Now you can barely afford rent with dual incomes.
That’s not a personal failure, it’s a system failure.
1. This is despicably evil.
2. This needs to be fought at every level. There is no world in which this cannot be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
3. Those behind this effort need to be exposed and never know a moments peace.
I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over
They spent billions on regime change in Venezuela and left the Maduro's head of torture in charge.
They are now spending billions on regime change in Iran, knowing the most likely outcome will be harder line leadership.
We do not have serious people running our country.
Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."
Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.
Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.
Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.
manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers
I am already seeing "it's a distraction!" takes and please fucking kill me
I am always there with a score pad and everything. Have become to the defacto coach.
Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.
Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!
🧵 Happening in every state where the GOP is in power. This was WI under Scott Walker, & we are but one gubernatorial election away from it being so again. You can’t govern when you hate public goods & public institutions & think voters in your big cities aren’t real people worthy of representation.
be on the lookout for any national dems who speak out on kansas' new anti-trans bigotry statute
They won't be fucking happy until the MAGA fucks get their concentration camps
She fucking nailed it. 😆
Sadly thats a natural byproduct of our times. See the paid protestor stuff, if people have different opinions its assumed their motive is not pure
bluesky is the most popular app for talking about twitter
I always liked
@benbleiweiss.bsky.social
tracking list for early non-foils, so figured I would start this one.
7. Agate Instigator
8. Organic Extinction
9. Monologue Tax
10. Creeping Bloodsucker
11. Call the Coppercoats
12. Apex Altisaur
13. Timely Ward
14. Twinning Staff
15. Elenda's Hierophant
16. Twenty-Toed Toad
17. Curiosity Crafter
18. Thunderfoot Baloth
19. Vengeful Ancestor
20. Drumbellower
TMNT printing Trouble in Pairs is a big move on the top 20 list. As does a foil of Vernal Fen and Wave Goodbye. New Top 20 Commander/Jumpstart cards with no foils
1. Curse of Opulence
2. Charismatic Conqueror
3. Witch's Clinic
4. Pollywog Prodigy
5. Cyberdrive Awakener
6. Arcane Lighthouse
People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL”
The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*
If Pope Bob was on the conservative side of Popes, pundits and journalists would hang on every word and deed.
No one wants this except the hucksters pushing it
