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tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

It’s 2026 and apparently transphobes *still * believe there are Secret Trans Activists working at Elons x.com conspiring to delete “likes” on a particular tweet from Queen Transphobe Rowling.

What if they just made something new that was good

No, butter chicken comes directly from India, it’s chicken tiki masala which was invented in Scotland.

Both are awesome. Although I prefer vindaloo.

A few years ago I asked what's the most American thing you can think of it and I guess this has taken its place. The secret police performatively praying over fast food hamburgers before a hard day's work disappearing immigrants. They'd call you a hack for making a joke like that. I feel like one just noticing it having happened in real life.

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Sure, all the other wars for the past half century have been massive fucking disasters, destabilising whole regions for zero tangible benefit, but for some reason the stupid left just can't see that this one is different.

You might look up Mike Enoch.

Mike Enoch has a Jewish wife. He is a prominent neo-Nazi and antisemitic Holocaust denier. His podcast is called “The Daily Shoah.”

Apparently you’re “gaslighting”.

Just one of the biggest bad faith loser accounts on here, and on Twitter previously.

*people who hurt cats exempted

Was wondering this exact thing last week, when BlueSky didn’t seem to register any likes, and managed to fuck up a reply so bad it was somehow not linked to the post it replied to.

Hard Times Create War in the Middle East Good Times Create War in the Middle East Strong Men Create War in the Middle East @CARRY THEFIRE Weak Men Create War in the Middle East

“Executives hate the industry they’re in” maxim undefeated.

Wikipedia page for the F-15 is temporarily protected, lol.

Especially in-jokes that are not even in-jokes.

I’ve actually seen the take of “well, the line of attack doesn’t really seem to stick, see, even unfriendly media is not bringing it up” and buddy, if you can’t see they’re just keeping this one on ice until after the primary, I don’t know what to tell you.

Well, nobody told me to do this. Bye fucko.

Not really

Oh yeah I see them pop up a lot in replies, always picking fights. Welp, not much lost.

Honestly, can’t remember when I followed them. Let me check it out.

It looks like Matt “I love free speech” Taibbi has the lawyers he deserves.

lol

🤣

I didn’t even recognize him, had to do a double take when I read who it supposedly was.

I saw them when they first “reunited” in 2007 or 2008, because they were one of the bands I was sad to have never seen live, and they sucked so hard man. Just embarrassing.

Jesus Christ he’s still going.

Looooool they even have that Neo Nazi Hanania writing for them.

The most transparent astroturfed bs ever.