12.03.2026 15:06
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the 2d sprites just has so much more soul 😔 but alas I haven’t played in more than 15 years so I might not be the target audience anymore
Leg days are really paying off I see 👀
3d pokemon make my brain go "ew" like it feels unnatural
the image that inspired my handle btw
you know what i see the vision
they call me the PhotoShop Genius 😎
that feeling when you're sexting and trying to be Masc Dom Top but you missgrammar and write "I want too fuck you're ass 😏" and now you just sound stupid and pathetic
lowkey sick and not working but there's this meeting at 10 that's kinda too important to miss
a new era
journaling is kinda goated. like having a therapist that can’t say you’re crazy 😌
Mr. Priest: ”IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON I CAST THEE AWAY!” *gets on his knees and gives a somewhat toothy bj*
You’re welcome ❤️ 😇
call me a cup of hot water the way I want you to teabag me
oh the curse of needing everyone to love you…
went to bed at 9:30, woke up at 6:30, and still im exhausted
mr. sandman please kys
Imagine Slay the Spire branded condoms
”Defend yourself against pesky Status effects and Curses! Let’s #WrapTheSpire”
Mega Crit hire me
its cute :3
hair looks so good 🔥
that waist so huggable 👀
all love to whitexican, but also
there’s this guy that talk with the tiktok lady voice to the camera while fucking guys
”Wow! I can’t believe that Justins bussy feels this good. It’s so smooth and tight and makes me cum so fast.”
so goofy, love it
bunch of others with funny quirks
shitpost/meme porn is unironically really good, there were some banger accounts on twitter that did skits that were also porn and it was glorious
Imagine having a service demon that possessed you and helped diagnose your problems and make sure you live healthy wouldn’t that be sick?
Night sweats are so unmotivated like we have slept for HOURS without needing any cooling but all of a sudden you decide that it’s imperative to flood the entire bed like what are we doing
Self reflection is a blessing and a curse 🥲
Oh to be a plankton with no sense of self, only vibes
don’t tweet at me until ive had my morning coffee or whatever they say
soul has not yet entered my body
Oh definitely 😏
Top left is gooood 👀
sometimes i get so excited to leave a comment that i forget to like 🙃
