Paul

Remember when I exchanged names with some dude at a bar? His name was Raul and he offered, "Raul is like Paul with an R."

I think about this so much.

No, no, don't sugarcoat anything, Yahoo News

All of the people I work with laughed at me when I declared one morning: I was led to believe the Brady Bunch house would be a museum I could visit periodically

(I was the weakest leg on 3x400 intermediate hurdle relay)

I held a school record in something athletic at my high school.

Not unless you’re certain, Merton!

(Or depart)

How I arrive…. anywhere

Mine are in the same class which maybe helps or not at all

I've managed to expertly tell two identical twins apart since my second semester started in January and please clap and that's one to grow on and I think that is enough work for me this year.

Would you believe I just spontaneously said this during first period to a student?

Also, nothing I do is spontaneous anymore.

Look alive, Clive!

Dear life, I have zero interest in waking up today, thusly I shan’t be participating.

But you? Sallyforth and whatnot!

Thought I’d pulled myself together when Hamnet ended only to sort of bawl walking up the aisle.

This was all part of the show, fellow movie goers!!

Contention: Make Jennifer Garner the spokesperson for everything?

Also the wallpaper and set designs!

Man, that finale!!!

Besides that it kicks ass!?

I mean teacherly bliss!

Live footage of me signing a contract for another year of indentured servitude...

Cockney London, baby! With the thieves and hustlers

I told my officemate today my middle name is Vincent and she asked if she could call me Vinny. So I was all

The Hilltop YouTube video by Max Richter - Topic

This is my go to whenever I need to feel majestic.

As long as you put it back!!

Do You Return Your Grocery Store Cart? Here’s What Your Answer Says About Your Personality, According to Psychologists Psychologists weigh in on the viral Shopping Cart Theory—and whether this small, everyday choice really reveals your true character.

Oh, look at me on my high horse!

(In this scenario, my high horse is a shopping cart properly returned to the shopping cart depository) www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

"You gave us cereal in an ashtray"

Maybe we’re just looking for someone to dance with

What if I were Romeo in black jeans?

Nor can I! I was a little late getting to it, but it is sheer comfort and charm