Eman babes

I just imagine the tingling of the bubbles 🥴

Oh my lemme grab a plate for a slice 🤭

I’ve smelled a lot of dried sweat today and I would have rather not.

Driving Miss Daisy day I suppose

Appointment Thursday which means treating myself to lunch ☺️

Internal, for the bulk of the day

Mmm a lil more for hump day, a SFW version. My ass was looking right in these shorts 🤭

Humped

It’s something about these white mountain folk. It wasn’t even hot out and yet a funky, unwashed smell lingered throughout the day. I sprayed air freshener for posterity and it lasted a solid 15 minutes before the stank returned 😭

Okay I’m walking into way too many stank clouds today. Bathe, you dirty bitches. BATHE, DEODORANT, COLOGNE, I beg

Everyone at the gym go home I’m trying to grow my chest and yall are in the way

Mountain folk (specifically the men) smell like who did it and WHY???? Does deodorant not exist up the mountain my god

I thought it was a burner account but then realized words that powerful wouldn’t be hidden

In honor of Black Women's History Month post a Black woman you love.

Eve’s Bayou needs a stage adaptation NOW

Waking up to the news every day in 2026

Lemme go stock up on towels and underwear since I’m about to turn into a slip n slide 🤭

Hotter? You tryna make me more wet??

Chest for breakfast? Oh it’s a great morning

Made it for hump day, just in time

The way I’m going to destroy the gym today oooooo I have some shit to work out

This about to be us this summer

Daaaamn 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Thank you diva 🥹 he really is

Got to!!!

One thing about me is I’m getting poké after a workout 🤤🤭

This seems just so freeing 🥹

A few Sailor Moon keychains, some tea packets, a letter in a bottle, some candy and a few other cutesy things

Getting a care package from 2000 miles away did it for me ☺️

You ever been cracked in the kitchen? Now that is a moment 🫠🤭