Paul Barrett ❌👑

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

If an Agent Extension Can Act as You, Marketplaces Need Minimum Duties Malicious AI agent extensions are already appearing in marketplaces. To prevent real harm, platforms need minimum standards, argues Kostakis Bouzoukas.

Malicious AI agent extensions are already appearing in public marketplaces. The real risk isn’t just malware—it’s missing accountability. If a marketplace doesn’t have minimum standards to protect users, “it is not ready to distribute extensions that operate at scale,” argues Kostakis Bouzouka.

A budget is a moral document.

This is not good. It is the Bozo Fascist economy.

The conservative Kentucky dude is growing into one of the most eloquent, consistent, and principled critics of the Bozo Fascist. Respect.

Check out the perceptive French dude.
Oui.

Fair question.
Answer: Heartless Bozo Fascist.

Once again putting the clown in Bozo Fascism.
It would be funny if it weren't so disgusting.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Trump fires Kristi Noem as Homeland Security secretary: Live updates Noem's firing comes after a controversial tenure at DHS with nationwide protests, a partial government shutdown and a divisive ad campaign.

Now do:
Kash Patel
Pam Bondi
RFK Jr.
Stephen Miller
(and that’s just for starters)
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Don't forget the love blanket.

McDonald’s C.E.O. Takes a Big Bite Out of a Burger. Maybe Scratch ‘Big.’

More food news: McDonald's (dorky) CEO takes tentative mini-bite of the chain's mega-burger royale, provoking scorn from those who know you have gobble down fast food like a starving Viking maniac. Echoes of Bill de Blasio delicately eating pizza w/ a knife and fork. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/b...

The Allure of ‘Slop Bowls’ Fades as Consumers Tighten Spending

Dept. of Unimportant Gripes: These slop bowl chains have always charged an arm-and-a-leg for mediocre...slop. Good riddance! They are going down. Remember what Warren Zevon said: Enjoy every SANDWICH. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/b...

Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

Trump's failed DOJ attack dog Lindsey Halligan could lose her law license as a result of her misfired attempts to prosecute her boss' political foes.

It's a lesson for other Bozo Fascist lackeys: Accountability will come. Remember Rudy Giuliani!

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

I stand with Cricket.
Cricket pees on Kristi Noem.

Prediction markets are playing a dangerous game The fast rise of Kalshi, Polymarket, and other prediction markets is running headlong into gambling regulations, and now the industry is using the news media as its shield.

Why platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket want so badly to be seen as sources of news, instead of anything-goes casinos.

a woman wearing a hat that says " border patrol " on it Alt: Kristi Noem in a hat with a huge wooden gate opening behind her. GIF.

Na na na naa
Na na na naa
Hey Hey
Goodbye

Cutest couple on a zoom.

Noem is OUT.
There are more than 2,000 #NoKings events already planned for March 28.
AND Ezra and Leah's anniversary is coming up!
It's a good Thursday.
@indivisible.org

Susan Collins rarely misses an opportunity to remind us of what a loser and capitulator she is. Pretending that bending a knee to the mad king, the Bozo Fascist, somehow reflects patriotism? Come on! @filmmakerjulie.bsky.social said it perfectly: BARF!

Yup, these old boys put on a great show, and I was glad to be there with my honey, @filmmakerjulie.bsky.social.
Their rendition of Woody Guthrie brought tears to my eyes and determination to my heart: resist, everyone!

AIPAC didn’t just “turn” toxic. They’ve been poison for a long time. Only now, more people are seeing it clearly.
[And please don’t call me antisemitic or a self hating Jew (yawn) for calling out one of the most malign forces in U.S. politics today.]

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Asked If She's Had Sexual Relations with Corey Lewandowski YouTube video by C-SPAN

The question of whether Kristi Noem is sleeping with Corey Lewandowski has - as Rep Kamlager-Dove says - dead serious implications re: conflicts of interest, national security etc.
Also, I'm imploring the internet gods to make an autotune of this exchange. Watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_u...

Trump Wants a Quick Victory in Iran. But the War May Be Costly.

All of the earnest analysis - does Trump know what he's doing, is he hypocritical, etc. - misses the main point.
Which is:
Fascists need foreign conflict to command attention, inflame gullible onlookers, and dominate domestic politics.
It's the fascist playbook. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Once a Bipartisan Stalwart, AIPAC Turns ‘Toxic’ in the Illinois Primaries

We experienced AIPAC's toxic dark money lies during our recent Dem primary in CD 11 in NJ. Now, the group has descended on a House race in Chicago. A pernicious effect on politics, a disgusting Jewish alliance with Trump forces. And it's likely backfiring. Shameful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Um, liar.

James Talarico’s victory in the Texas Democratic Senate primary shows the power of a class-focused political message. His campaign emphasized economic populism and working-class unity rather than traditional Democratic Party messaging or identity politics.

Hopefully, the system doesn't crush him.

Lil' Mike Johnson doesn't know how to talk without lying.

His working premise is that if he lies, he'll be in line with his Bozo Fascist Controller.

Look at the anxiety in that fake sort-of smile. Must be tough to live like that.

Save a dog (or cat).
Save yourself.

Because the problem with the U.S. is the definition of "woman." These MAGA bigots just can't get past their fear and loathing of trans people. That's what this is about.

Buck up, MAGA-ites, trans people won't do you any harm. They have more important things to worry about, like jobs and lives.

OK, LFG Texas Dems.
And for the rest of us, let's get behind our candidate, James Talarico, and push him to victory over the MAGA villains.