oh, fun

[Multiple respiratory pandemics sweeping through world populations]

Immune systems: yo shut the fuck up, we need to see what's up with this peanut molecule

As long as class society exists people will want to end it and people will fight to do so. You won’t be able to kill that drive permanently. Ever.

ICE, MAGA and Putin all want the same thing- an anti-trans, whites supremacist, anti NATO world

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.

OK, you can't watch Kimmel tonight, but this is every bit as funny.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

This is NOT what Hegseth posted to my LOVE ISLAND USA Discord server on Thursday.

The craziest people are winning at everything. It’s like Field Day in hell.

Consent ain’t gonna manufacture itself

News Analysis Trump’s Iran Choice: Last-Chance Diplomacy or a Bunker-Busting Bomb

News Analysis Iran’s Best-Protected Nuclear Site Is Deep Underground Only the U.S. military has the 30,000-pound bomb capable of reaching the facility and the bomber that can carry it.

NYT hasn't been this deliriously hungry for blood since 2003

Im sorry. I can’t imagine a human being not being excited about their precious child coming into the world, NO MATTER WHAT. Hope you get all the love you need from all the other chosen family and people in your life!

That’s a flex

as a lawyer and officer of the court, I'd just like to say kristi noem should be sentenced to life in prison pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 242, and required to perform hard labor and attend courses on core american values like liberty and diversity

Guys, what are we doing?

Im going to have an aneurysm from sheer hatred of this scourge of a movement known as MAGA. An army of literal shit for brains.

I think it’s delusional to think only 100 are like this. Have you never been to a high school or a frat or met a man?

If this is true we need to all leave yesterday. The bloodthirst of our neighbors is palpable. Combine it with military support, they are unstoppable and their wildest dreams of violence will be fulfilled…on us!

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

If you hate big cities, you hate America.

As a Philadelphian, I am honestly incredibly offended when somebody from Wyoming or Texas claims to be from “real America” like mfer my America is about 100 years older and “realer” than yours. America was born in my back yard you up-jumped provincials.

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

Remove Adam Schiff from office for this dumb take alone.

You weak-willed irrelevant democrats got us here. Nobody is following your suggested way out.

It's weird how everything "gives the fascists exactly what they want" except giving the fascists exactly what they want

@eladiobobadilla.com can you please elaborate? I am super worried about this.

The feds kidnapping and trafficking people is a violent crime. Protesting it is fighting back against abuses of power. The government claiming protestors started the violence is DARVO—Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender. It’s what abusers do when they face consequences.

JFC

Would be funny if the National Guard marched in and detained ICE.

mein fuehrer.... steiner.... steiner's CA guard troops are stuck on the I-5, we are going to lose the home depot