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A buddy told me 3yr, $67m but I haven’t seen that reported anywhere. Anyone got the details yet?
NEWS: The Miami Dolphins are releasing QB Tua Tagovailoa, per sources.
Tagovailoa, who led the league in passing in 2023, finishes with a 44-32 record over six seasons in Miami.
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.
Yeah, I'm seeing predictions of gasoline being $15/gallon next week, but thanks to Donald Trump remaining laser-focused on what really matters to ordinary Americans, very rich people will soon be able to waltz in this:
Headline from satire newspaper, The Onion: “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point” Underneath is a photo of a bald man who looks unwelcoming.
So from “zero objectives” to “zero objectives.” Got it.
Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.
Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”
[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]
…bunk coffins
[my wife doing stacked hands motion]
like…double decker
Trump Fires Noem, Nominates Markwayne Mullin To Fuck Corey Lewandowski on Luxury Jets
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FWIW, Orwell never said that
I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.
One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
The Dow is under 50,000! Quick, someone ask Pam Bondi about the Epstein Files!
feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason
I cannot fucking believe they are still doing "Iran could have a nuke at any moment" after doing that for my entire long miserable life but I also can believe that. And it's also been pointed out that with Khameini dead the IRGC may end up in power and they're not as principled about the hard ban
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,
uhhh oh my god
Yesterday’s attack on Iran sends a strong message to would-be dictators who use secret police to murder protesters.
!["I can go long and take over the whole thing, or end it in two or three days and tell the Iranians: 'See you again in a few years if you start rebuilding [your nuclear and missile programs]," Trump said in a five-minute phone interview from Mar-a-Lago.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mcxwgi6ytwp72kzqmujcixep/bafkreie2dvt7nm6lto3d7rt7pjmkixjig56n6b57iotwu3qikvb27ldedy)
"I can go long and take over the whole thing, or end it in two or three days and tell the Iranians: 'See you again in a few years if you start rebuilding [your nuclear and missile programs]," Trump said in a five-minute phone interview from Mar-a-Lago.
“All I want is freedom for the people,” Trump said in a brief phone interview shortly after 4 a.m., when asked what he hopes his legacy will be as a result of the military action and a push for regime change in Iran.
On the left:
Trump tells Axios U.S. military action could end quickly and then resume if Iran starts rebuilding it nuclear and missile programs
On the right:
Trump tells Washington Post, U.S. military action is about freedom for the Iranian people/regime change
Plan 9 was the first used record store I went to as a teen in like ‘00. Glad that place is still around.
"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"
Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.
I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity
Wondering if anti-war dove Tulsi Gabbard has found the Georgia voter fraud yet.
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