it was supposed to be last week but admin rescheduled and I actually did create a pretty good lesson but now the kids have been working on projects and also we've started another war in the middle east
I'm supposed to have my formal teacher observation today and I just want to be like, I'm too sad because of the state of the world can we do this another time, or at least like, please understand I'm not putting on the bells today because i literally can't think or process correctly but idk
“I can’t help but notice—“ I can. I can not notice anything. I have no idea what’s going on right now. Skill issue.
it's a parking lot meant to put your car in a spot to stay out of the way of the cars going through the drop off line WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ranty posting so I don't get shot from knocking on a car window and I'm only joking a little
parent drop off is the worst distillation of amoral, hyper individualism, car culture bullshit. every single bad driver behavior is on display every day for 30 minutes. anyway multiple cars are not joining the line but waiting to join the line, idling in the staff lot ACROSS THREE STAFF SPACES
My school district is being forced to lay off several educators and a librarian because of a $500,000 budget gap, or roughly the amount spent on the war while I was typing this post.
Free parenting tip: come up with a safe word for your kids! Kids too committed to the bit? Safe word. Kids hiding too well and you can't find them? Safe word.
Second parenting tip: don't call it a "safe word" though, people will make assumptions
my lunch today is a can of beans and a can of eggplant in oil with goat cheese on top. delicious slop!
I am maintaining a school garden, it's been a great experience!
lmao
Incredible but as a middle school teacher, no thank you.
next time I teach financial literacy I'm going to call my unit "economics for candle enthusiasts"
there's a male teacher at my school who straight up sucks and he shouldn't be teaching, he was dressed up in a tie the other day in a moment of sheer bliss I heard a student tell him "shut up bro, you look like Boss Baby" which is very disrespectful! and also so good
Jesus christ
my favorite part is the video is of a grandpa teaching his family his skills and everyone's like "school should be responsible for this!"
jumping off the joke for a sec, I wish we could actually have robust home ec and shop classes. I'm going to guess that the commenter in this post mostly votes for policies that defund public schools and then complains about how they suck
the appeal of a strip club goes up in relation to how spooky it is
I'm biased but I think everyone should have to teach middle school for like, a month
(the details are I think it's haunted)
I taught my elective class to do taxes as part of a broad financial literacy unit. Not a month later a kid said to me, "miss why doesn't anyone teach us how to do taxes?"
just in case anyone's in the market, there's a beige half timbered construction strip club for sale near me. DM for details.
personally love the idea of teaching an entire class of seventh graders the art of butchery
My hot take is that everyone says schools don't teach you how to do your taxes, but the way you do your taxes is to hang on to important paperwork and then follow the directions on a form while performing arithmetic, which actually is what they spend a fair amount of time teaching.
Gym bro wearing a munich t shirt being stupid and misogynistic. Text reads "(the weight doesn't change) and she is struggling more"
@henriqueharuki Are Americans immune to common knowledge? 56.4K Reply: @henriqueharuki look at his shirt he's German
@henriqueharuki our education system is designed to herd us like cattle into menial labor. also that guy is german, but the point still stands.
the public school system should teach *german people* about simple machine physics
bringing up some interesting lore questions for the Cars franchise
i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai
Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"
know the funny papers rules
Xennials, our long national nightmare looks to be coming to a close. www.cbr.com/jem-and-the-...
