Fiona the Rescue Mutt

Stylish. Star-struck critters. Secret treat stash.

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New Fiona cartoon + poem today 🐾

#FionaTheRescueMutt #Limericks #Poetry #Dogsky

Jasmine Crockett is a class act. 💙

Tillis: You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time in training it, and then you have the audacity to say it’s a leadership lesson. You killed a goat and said it was behaving badly. You’re a farmer — you don’t castrate a goat, they behave badly.

WATCH — @senpeterwelch walks through a no-bid $143,000,000 contract that went to @KristiNoem’s spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin’s husband’s company that had just been formed.

She should be impeached for this outrageous scandal alone.

Yet it’s barely a blip in this corrupt regime.

Statement from Jasmine Crockett.

Breaking: Local rescue mutt addresses woodland crowd.

Cats mildly concerned.
Rabbits enthusiastic.
Squirrels applauding wildly.

@FionaTheRescueMutt

#FionaTheRescueMutt #RescueDog #DogCartoon #PetHumor

The critters may wear chef hats.

But Fiona runs the tasting department. 🧀

Apparently she has “expertise.”

New cartoon: Fiona the Rescue Mutt.

#RescueDog
#DogHumor
#CartoonDogs
#Cheese

I predict this man has a very bright future.

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Congratulations, pal.

#WellDeserved

MAGA starts a war, then tries to use the very conflict they created as leverage to avoid reforming ICE.

Open mic performers wanted 🍀

Send chord charts (Inline, ChordPro, or OnSong preferred).

Deadline: March 18 — earlier is better.

March 28 • 2 PM • Richardson

#Ukulele #OpenMic #DallasMusic

Breaking news:
Raincoat missing.
Walk vetoed.
Goat transformation imminent. 🐐☔

#FionaTheRescueMutt #RescueMutt #DogLimerick #PetHumor

Fiona sure does like her walk.
She’d take a stroll around the clock.

But let’s be honest —
it’s mostly just the same block. 🐾

Still counts as adventure.

@FionaTheRescueMutt
#RescueDog #DogHumor

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

There's always a tweet.

It’s sad that this is the reality.

We're no more than a few hours away from the next phase of digital propaganda: unverified videos of "liberated people celebrating" will go viral. Many of these videos will later be revealed to have predated the illegal war, or be entirely unrelated to current events

Upshot: verify before amplifying

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

Perhaps convene today

Rainy day dilemma:
Walk? ❌
Stare dramatically out the window? ✅

— Fiona 🐾☔

#DogArt #DogLimerick #FionaTheRescueMutt

Mardi Gras jambook update 🎭

Corrections:
King of the Road
City of New Orleans

New songs:
T for Texas
I’m Walkin
Walking After Midnight

Download:
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rrn41...

#Ukulele #DallasMusic

Fiona pole vaulted the couch.
No pole required.
Perfect bull’s-eye landing.

Squirrel, rabbit, and cat judges confirmed: 10.0 🐾

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Part Pit. Part Min Pin. Maybe Spaniel.
All Fiona. All ours. 🐶💗

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Fiona has officially filed her legal claim for treat access. ⚖️🐾
Noncompliance may result in dramatic staring.

#FionaTheRescueMutt #DogHumor #RescueDog #PetPoetry #Limerick #FunnyPets

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💔 STORM 💔

358 days just looking at a concrete wall. All this beautiful dog wants is to be loved. Let's find her a home. Repost

Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY, 11793

Bio 👇
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...

Video 👇
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Fiona has perfected the art of Bark-Based Marketing.

Deliver volume.
Receive pets.

It’s a proud hard-earned system. 🐶

#FionaTheRescueMutt #DogHumor #RescueMutt

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