Hurrah! The lightest dusting of snow. My strangely Nordic heart has been hoping for this! I hope it gets really thick overnight and that school is closed.
Oh wait - I am nearly 50.
META seems to be getting even more rancid if that is even possible.
Better ramp it up on here folks.
Amazing!!! Have only just logged on to here, naughty,
Saltmarsh beanie drop! Beanies for one and all this Christmastime!
Well - at least 40 people anyway.
Cry at end with of play.
Demand selfie.
Choke on fake now.
Say “Oh well done boys!” to all the boys in the way out whilst teen dies inside.
Think I ticked most of the Embarassing Mum moments there! Well done me.
Turn up late to school play.
Realise have actually booked tickets for another night, have to disturb entire seated audience to find spare seats for us.
Talk loudly about how the geography teacher looks like Paul Mescal.
Energised by starting the convo around the gender equality gap in AI in the legal sector this week along with Linklaters & The Next Hundred Years. Please take a moment to read our report with insights & recommendations. Let’s support women on their AI journeys.
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We can put anything on the list that smells and is eaten in a carriage dense with commuters #FoodCrimes
Never get old.
So amazing to be back in an event, in real life, with She Breaks the Law hat on feeling a shared purpose when it comes to gender equality and women in law. I also managed ti twin with Linklaters branding which I thought was very fun.
Oh lovely!!! I will be in touch about this: I do have a reason for asking 😂
Please can we ban people eating fried chicken on public transport? The train, the bus, the tube….every single mode of transport has involved someone eating fried chicken opposite me.
On my way to a large women in law event to share stage with amazing women and male allies discussing how we cannnot afford for AI to exacerbate the gender equality gap and no, this is not intimidating at all.
Must. Remember. Not. To. Swear.
Yours
A Woman Of A Certain Age
Audrey is beautiful. OK I am going to message you about something you may / may not fancy joining in.
Remind me who the cat lovers are on here for a fun campaign I am working on which gets you a bit profile too! @alexgsmith.bsky.social @colinlevy.bsky.social @joannamg.bsky.social are all cat folk. Who else?
This is delightful!!!!
Wow: do you live in a MANSION?! This is amazing.
The problem with making limoncello for the fair before you have even eaten toast is that you need to check for how strong is is when you are adding the sugar syrup and well…now I feel pissed.
Ah no. I do love a Baileys. You can home make your own version with lactose free products? Or I do think there may be a vegan version? Probably costs the earth though!
Fun fact: with a learning disabled child you will be doing these sodding elves FOREVER.
Look what else was purchased today!
Good reviews. I am not a sherry person but I could be persuaded!
Defo wait and get one in new place. How exciting!!! New house for Christmas!
Ooh that is so very very wrong!
The first Bailey’s of Christmas is such a special moment that I would not share on LinkedIn but can share on here.
I wish. I am waiting patiently to be automated!
You want the Saltmarsh merch?
Then work with me and you will qualify!
I will also give you excellent marketing and treat you real nice.
Where are my Chankubator Crew at?
Hi Alex!!!!! 👋👋👋👋
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