New album soon

Me to my engineer girlfriend who’s trying to get work done:

Babe check out my latest Bluesky haha can you like it so it hits the algorithm? Babe can you hear me

FMK: Tarantino Scorsese and Spielberg

What are you talking about

Tried this and he locked me out

This comment section is reminding me of X/twitter stop fucking fighting I came here to get away from toxicity and you’re all pissing me the fuck off right now

Opening a restaurant called ‘Piece of Quiet’ where we lock you in a sensory deprivation tank for 3 days

Hangin in the buddy. Hangin in there.

The only games you’ll ever need involve beer. I’ll take the latter please and thank you!

Telling my roommate “I’ll see you at home” feels romantic how to get rid of that feeling

Some people have yet to master the art of storytelling

This is the hero’s journey

Question for my followers: do you consider me an influencer or a leader? If it’s the latter, would you do what I tell you to? Would a true leader even ask that question?

When Joel sends you on a Dunkin run 😊 and then says he’ll pay for it 😃 but only gives you enough for one coffee 😔

I was really excited when I started using this app but none of my Blues are blowing up and I’m not so excited anymore

My Girlfriend is joining Bluesky right now, wish her a happy welcome to the BLUE ARMY💙💙💙🙌🙌🙌

Looks can be this evening…

-jibbling
-crouning
-stooning
-witches
-wizards
-names
-Call of Duty

There’s no rules on bluesky

Welcome to the BLUE ARMY💙💛Ashley!!!! We are so so happy to have you and can’t wait for your initiation to the BLUE ARMY💙💛

Jesse Pinkman would have made a beautiful full time uber eats driver slash soundcloud rapper if not for that white demon

Thanks buddy just wait for the next track it’s gonna blue your socks off 🦅💙🦅💙

-MTG

What’s up Kegel King!

Netflix releasing one round a week of the Tyson Paul fight is such a great move I can’t wait for next Friday for round 2

There goes my hundred fifty dollars

One day I’m gonna buy this app and leverage its influence in a presidential election

Today’s my birthday! And I’m going to spend it finding SCRAP’s home address. I’ve got the city and neighborhood so far and it’s not even 3:00 pm.

Thanks, Mayra, here’s a picture I took of my Halal Guys sandwich that I couldn’t save from falling apart in Somerville, MA❤️💛

Oooh started a war always happy to support a fan

-Rockman

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