Screw bananas. One second they’re like, “Don’t worry bro you got days to eat us,” and then you turn around and they’re like, *cough* “We’re dying bro. You should’ve eaten us days ago bro.” *cough*
there is nothing more humbling than getting passport photos taken
Sometimes we just have to let people eat the wax on their BabyBel’s as part of natural selection
One day, at least some of these hockey players will have to explain to their children why they allowed themselves to be used by a fascist.
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
Sad to see but inevitable. Steve's was one of the last vestiges standing on this strip of an old, bygone era. I'm sure anyone who's ever owned a guitar and passed through Toronto has been in here.
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
Hall of fame halftime show. Such a big and vibrant and joyous performance.
Photo shows the large amount of snow on a Toronto deck the morning after a record snowfall
So much snow!
imagine talking about being present at seminal moment and you chime in with "i was on twitter when it turned into a sexual abuse factory" and we find out you stayed after that. you become part of that moment, in the worst way. please rethink your desire to stay there
No. 37/No. 19 (Slate Blue and Brown on Plum)
No. 37/No. 19 (Slate Blue and Brown on Plum)
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Home for Christmas
Maud Lewis
c. 1958
Something you can do for free is tell your friends you love them any time you want.
Norm Powell's approval rating might be higher among Raptors fans than any other non-Kyle Lowry player from the championship team. It's impossible not to root for the guy. Great player, great dude, very cool and virtually unprecedented career arc.
LeBron James playing the Toronto Raptors in Toronto
Great to watch LeBron in Toronto!
people talk about Toronto being a cold unfriendly city and I dare them to walk around my neighbourhood on Halloween and come to that conclusion. There are people hanging out EVERYWHERE. On the patio, chatting with neighbours. One house had dog treats because they know there's lots of dogs round here
The New Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary 12th Ed.
Technically, this is a book of spells.
taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeve keeps rolling down every time you wash the dishes
Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.
I appreciate people who are funny and love music, but mostly I like people who know that if you're with 3 people walking on a sidewalk, one of you has to walk behind.
IMPORTANT: I'M WATCHING SLOW HORSES AND GARY OLDMAN IS A GODDAMNED INTERNATIONAL TREASURE
It's funny to think that my preference for urban living in areas with dense, mixed-used, walkable neighborhoods, multi-family housing, small businesses, and diversity probably stems from Sesame Street. Like an early education in Jane Jacob's urbanist theories.
This surprisingly relaxing footage is from SIX MILES under the ocean – and it’s the deepest ecosystem yet discovered
years of going to new york and this week was the first time i got a photo of the brooklyn bridge
Next weekend (8/1-8/2) I'll be in Toronto headlining three shows at the Comedy Bar location on Danforth! I'm so psyched! I love Toronto! Get your tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/Josh-G...
Good morning loves. I hope your day is bananas perfect and all the news you receive is good. But first coffee!
