Dinosaurs…….eat man. Women inherit the earth.
06.03.2026 22:30
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Dinosaurs…….eat man. Women inherit the earth.
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
A nightmare employment report this morning.
Economists’ expectation was +50,000 jobs.
Actual number was 92,000 jobs lost.
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www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
NO THEY DIDNT AHAHHHHAHAGAHAHAHAHAGAHGSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAGGAHAHAGAHGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHGAHAGHAHAGA
Oh no, I can't believe all those slurs forced themselves into that defenseless group chat!
Options for forced entry into Iran are limited. Obviously not Tehran but airfield seizure is supposed to be the Airborne’s thing... Don’t get me wrong, it’s a terrible idea that won’t survive first contact (and neither will the paratroopers) but it’s the type of horrible idea Hegseth would love.
I’m just lucky to have an amazing partner and wonderful kids.
It’s not a war you fucking idiots. It’s an exchange of violence between two polities to impose a political outcome through conflict.
You don’t have to be a Seawolf class attack sub to threaten global shipping in a tiny sea lane.
As for me and my house, we Hail Sagan.
Seriously, when she was maybe 8 she was having what you might call an existential crisis, worried about death, etc.
I quoted some passages from “Cosmos” and paraphrased others. It helped her a lot.
“You are the universe, love. You can never truly be unmade.”
I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
Wait I thought we weren’t doing any nation building
Last night she asked “can we watch the movie version of ‘The Martian?’”
Yes, baby girl. Yes, we can.
Suggested Andy Weir’s “The Martian” to my 11yo while I listened to “Project Hail Mary.” She loved it. I bought her a copy of “Project Hail Mary.” Told her I’d take her to see the movie if she finished the book. She loved it.
I’m pulling her out of school early on opening day for an IMAX screening.
She does!
Oh look, it's the most predictable thing ever. If only this could've been avoided.
Cool. Do it under fire and get back to me.
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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
That’s some A+ alt text work there
My 8yo will not only house two full sushi rolls — sushi being her favorite food — I once watched her demolish a pair of lobster tails like some kind of feral Mainer. She’s like 40lbs for cryin’ out loud!
"No stupid rules of engagement." — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, March 2, 2026
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East." — Reuters, March 5, 2026
top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding
Convo yesterday with my partner…
Me: Did you hear the news about @sgj.bsky.social?
B: No?
Me: new book comes out in October! Titled “Off the Reservation”
B: oh fuck yeah
Me: takes place 5 years after “The Only Good Indians”
*shows cover*
B: OH FUCK YEAH
If guys like Stahlke were in charge, we’d all be a lot better off
I just don’t understand the mindset. I mean, I guess I do. We’ve commodified college, it’s a block to check to get a job. Maybe it’s hard to take that seriously. But I still don’t get it.
To paraphase a wise man, the day I want a computer to do my thinking for me, I’ll have a fuckin’ tag on my toe.
The desert’s hot, the mountains are steep. Not really any good places to have a proper, civilized gunfight in Afghanistan.
I feel like there ought to be an asterisk after “little,” lol.
Yeah, it’s doable. We did stuff like that once or twice. Usually LRAS3 or TOWs with ITAS if I recall correctly. But speed is also a form of security. As with everything else, they’re tools in a toolkit. Use as appropriate.
Can’t overemphasize this. They spent decades saying the US was thirsty for Iranian blood and would conspire with Israel to destroy them, and used that to justify their oppression and militarism. And guess what!
Can’t man-hump a Mk19 or Ma Deuce, bruv.
I mean, you CAN. But it’s not exactly a great idea.
