Last weekend I learned to never rent an EV to drive someplace. The Hertz guy who was trying to be helpful said to ask for a mid-size for the best chance of getting the car you asked for.
LA Story can’t be as beloved as it seems to be in my experience with talking to people about movies.
While the point below about hating the Island scenes is well taken, I personally haven’t run across people who dislike it so much as people who haven’t seen it.
Or make mean/thirst tweets based on his filmography an assignment and read the best ones.
Paper Moon
Susan B. Anthony had big racism problems. Susan Collins of Maine is always very sorry she has to vote in a stupid way.
Seems like the logical messaging to me.
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
True. It’s always left out and I like to bring it up.
I’m not saying you’re wrong about the best, I’m putting in a vote for Hunchback to not be forgotten. There is so much beauty in that movie.
Me: Do injections hurt less these days or was I just a REALLY dramatic child?
Vaccine nurse: I’m not 100 percent sure but I know what you mean.
I’m annoyed with myself that I can’t add alt text. My apologies. The queen I chose is Meryl Streep. People who chose Carrie Fisher aren’t wrong though. It’s just a different take.
Excellent choice.
Post your queen
My mom asked what I thought about the case over whether Trump should be on the Colorado ballot at my dad’s funeral luncheon. I gave the most boring possible answer and a horrible scene ensued anyway. Am not SCOTUS lawyer or otherwise qualified. I’m sorry our moms are weird like this.
That IS heartbreaking
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The spirits:
I mean, I’ve complained to you before about them ignoring CE’s for not having things CEs by definition can’t have. It’s almost like it’s the system.
Dr. Seuss enters the exam room and I see him open his rhyming dictionary to the word “chlamydia”
If the Atlantic is taking my notes I have so much constructive criticism
People act like Home Alone is unaware or out of touch for showing such a massive house, but if it had been smaller or less-ostentatious the thieves would've given up and moved on long before the climax. Kevin's family being loaded is the whole point.
*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
Was going to post about that if someone else hadn’t. While it’s not exactly Banksy, it’s still pretty great.
You guys, if you're not following the divine Ms @dionnewarwick.bsky.social , the sagatious Ms @monicalewinsky.bsky.social and the extraordinary Ms @lyndacarter.bsky.social , you're just not here to have a good time and I can't do anything to help you learn what fun is.
Yes, but he said that to children. If you’re an adult, the helper is you.
If anyone were talking, I’d be at 1 for sure.
Mission accepted
“liking” that someone is getting a vasectomy would be a weird maneuver but good for you.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school: a blank recommendation form handed back to me. “You’re not Ivy League material” seems like kind of a compliment now but it hurt like hell at the time.
That fucking teacher
