lurking whorror

waaaah hi bestie thank uuuu hehehe

true, wear that in 10-20 years and you're golden

did she even see my outfit come on

mid-twenties is so hot i'm obsessed

thank you mama 🫡🫡

this is a picture of me! i am outside, the sun is out and is hitting me from the right side of the picture. there is a tree trunk behind me and the needles of the tree are visible in the top left of the frame. this is sort of a bust and upwards situation, i'm wearing a nice flattering black top framed by a big, thick-knit black sweater with orange and pink stripes. i'm wearing thin-framed gold sunglasses with medium-round lenses that are very faintly pink on the top and blue on the bottom, i think they're very cute! my hair is golden and falling down all nicely, slightly obscuring the same side of my face that the light falls on. i'm smiling!

same setting as previous! i am tucking my hair back a bit, and still smiling :)

it's a beautiful Milf Tuesday! the geese are honking and so are these titties. hello

yup that's me just out of frame with all my friends. we're having an awesome time too

I know everyone's mad at me for working at the New York Times. But here's the thing. They actually PAY me to do it. So that's why. It's not like I want to or anything. I just write articles and crap like that because then I get money afterwards. So, yeah, that's basically why.

holy shit this is mid city yeah

turned around and she was just standing there like this and i had to suppress an instinctual urge to bolt directly out of the spencer's gifts

excellent choice sweetie!! :)

i knew you'd come around :)

sorry my bad! early evil mommy val reviews are flooding into my ass

early evil mommy val reviews are pouring in

my true evil revealed, i was like this the whole time

under no circumstances will i back down from this joy

now announcing in 2026 Iwill become more terrifying and gleeful than ever before

awww but i was so delighted by my wonderful discovery!! this is my truest self :)

that's the BEST part!!! >:)

me and val in front of a store called "untuckit"

me and val in front of a store called "GNC live well"

went on a beautiful journey with @lurkingwhorror.bsky.social (and @vienkohl.bsky.social who took the pictures)

it is extremely safe to go on a little date with me

was sooooo fun to meet up!! wonder what these stores are, but at least we'll always remember our time at the otaku palace :)

you were in my way 😤

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries

totally get that, i'm pining for a new release!! guess we'll just have to see where they take it when they do

i like it cos it kinda feels like a cool lil detour tbh, it's 30 short minutes of something different, made really well

are you a terminally online man with a patient wife who likes to laugh? we're the perfect solution to your gifting needs

literally so many devastatingly cool and correct women it's so funny

this is a mirror selfie, i am dressed up to go out! I have a black dress with red and gold florals on that lands just above my knees. I've got opaque black tights on and blocky little loafers that lift me up a few inches while keeping me flat-footed. over all that is a sharp-cut coat falling just behind my image with angular sleeves and a wide lapel, as well as a simple rectangular purse with a multicolored hankerchief tied to one of the short handles. my hair is wavy and blonde, it's falling over one of my eyes as the other stares into my phone camera in a jokingly serious way. my right hand is holding the phone taking the picture, and my left hand is reaching up to my temple and doing that psychokinetic two fingers pose while splaying out a bit. i'm imagining exploding something or someone with my mind >:) the background is a simple white apartment with a dark doorway behind me. there's a book balanced on a ledge to my side.

good evening, merry explodes you with my mind

i'm an internet user so to me these are all the exact same thing in every way