Michael Hogan

Film-wise: at 7.05pm, Spider-Man 2 on BBC3. At 9pm, The Thin Red Line on Great Action or Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves on Great TV. At 10pm, For A Few Dollars More on Sky Mix. At 11pm, The End We Start From on BBC2. At 11.40pm, Déjà Vu on Film4. At 11.45pm, Blur: To The End on Sky Arts #telly

Streaming-wise: Friends Like These: The Murder of Skylar Neese drops on Disney+. #TheDinosaurs and #TheTikTokKiller both arrive on Netflix #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 6.30pm, Winter Paralympics Opening Ceremony on C4 or #Crufts on More4. At 8pm, #GardenersWorld on BBC2 or Hippo Watch on C5. At 9pm, #Gogglebox on C4, Simon & Garfunkel Night on BBC4 or #Ted returns to Sky 1. At 10pm, #TheLastLeg on C4. At 10.50pm, #GrahamNorton on BBC1 #telly

Down tools, Blueksy drinkers!! It’s the first March #wineoclock of the year!!11! #friYAY #madasamarchhare #marchattacks #parchedformarch #marchingpowder #springtimewinetime #drinkipoo #beveragino #cappuchoochoo #libYAYtion #windypops #followedthrough #pooeypantsinpubloo #commando #draughty #bliss

Don’t mistake Ted for a children’s show – this talking bear is pure filth TV prequel to the 2012 movie returns with marked improvement, but just as much potty-mouthed humour

Paddington with a broad Boston accent! A stoned bungle from Rainbow! South Park meets Happy Days! Not big or clever, but it is filthily funny! Here's my review of the new series of #Ted, which returns to Sky One at 9pm tonight www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/ted-sea...

Film-wise: at 7.05pm, Spider-Man 2 on BBC3. At 9pm, The Thin Red Line on Great Action or Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves on Great TV. At 10pm, For A Few Dollars More on Sky Mix. At 11pm, The End We Start From on BBC2. At 11.40pm, Déjà Vu on Film4. At 11.45pm, Blur: To The End on Sky Arts #telly

Streaming-wise: Friends Like These: The Murder of Skylar Neese drops on Disney+. #TheDinosaurs and #TheTikTokKiller both arrive on Netflix #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 6.30pm, Winter Paralympics Opening Ceremony on C4 or #Crufts on More4. At 8pm, #GardenersWorld on BBC2 or Hippo Watch on C5. At 9pm, #Gogglebox on C4, Simon & Garfunkel Night on BBC4 or #Ted returns to Sky 1. At 10pm, #TheLastLeg on C4. At 10.50pm, #GrahamNorton on BBC1 #telly

Claudia Winkleman proves best in show on her Crufts debut The former Strictly host’s next move might have surprised many, but she’s clearly having the time of her life

Surprise post-Strictly gig! Partnership with Clare Balding! Canine chaos! Here's my review of Claudia Winkleman's #Crufts debut 🐶 www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/crufts-...

quite apart from Kemi Badenoch's dismal performance on BBC Breakfast, minimising the work of the RAF, she spoke of Labour 'not being built' for conflict because they came into power to do things like 'breakfast clubs' in such a disparaging way, like feeding kids is a joke ambition

Those dogwalking detectives get everywhere! Thanks to my pal Nitash for alerting me to this excellent story from @theweek.com. And of course, my debut novel #thedogwalkersdetectiveagency is out now, published by
@michaeljbooks.bsky.social www.penguin.co.uk/books/469431...

Claudia Winkleman proves best in show on her Crufts debut The former Strictly host’s next move might have surprised many, but she’s clearly having the time of her life

Surprise post-Strictly gig! Partnership with Clare Balding! Canine chaos! Here's my review of Claudia Winkleman's #Crufts debut 🐶 www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/crufts-...

Film-wise: at 9pm, Misery on BBC4, Reality on Film4, Murder By Decree on Great TV or Kiss Of The Dragon on Legend. At 9.30pm, Creed III on ITV4. At 10.30pm, Green Book on BBC3. At 10.45pm, Raiders of the Lost Ark on ITV1. At 12.05am, The Best Man on BBC2. At 12.35am, Zola on Film4 #telly

Streaming-wise: comedy #Vladimir drops on Netflix #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.30pm, #Crufts 2026 on C4. At 8pm, #DragonsDen on BBC1 or Alexander Armstrong in India on C5. At 9pm, Molly vs the Machines on C4, #TheApprentice on BBC1 or Murder Case: The Hunt For Arlene Fraser’s Killer on BBC2. At 10pm, Hunting Outback Gold on U&Yesterday #telly

Film-wise: at 9pm, Misery on BBC4, Reality on Film4, Murder By Decree on Great TV or Kiss Of The Dragon on Legend. At 9.30pm, Creed III on ITV4. At 10.30pm, Green Book on BBC3. At 10.45pm, Raiders of the Lost Ark on ITV1. At 12.05am, The Best Man on BBC2. At 12.35am, Zola on Film4 #telly

Streaming-wise: comedy #Vladimir drops on Netflix #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 7.30pm, #Crufts 2026 on C4. At 8pm, #DragonsDen on BBC1 or Alexander Armstrong in India on C5. At 9pm, Molly vs the Machines on C4, #TheApprentice on BBC1 or Murder Case: The Hunt For Arlene Fraser’s Killer on BBC2. At 10pm, Hunting Outback Gold on U&Yesterday #telly

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Film-wise: at 6.55pm, The Day The Earth Stood Still on Film4. At 9pm, Starship Troopers on Legend, Ted on Sky One or The Creator on Film4. At 10pm, Live & Let Die on ITV4. At 11.40pm, A Hidden Life on Film4 or Upgrade on Legend. At 12.10am, Kiss The Girls on BBC1 #telly

Streaming-wise: #YoungSherlock drops on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time on C5 or Landscape Artist of the Year final on Sky Arts. At 9pm, Hostage on BBC2, The Surgeon on C5, The Stolen Girl on ITV1 or #MasterChef: The Professionals on BBC1. At 10pm, We Might Regret This on BBC2 #telly

Film-wise: at 6.55pm, The Day The Earth Stood Still on Film4. At 9pm, Starship Troopers on Legend, Ted on Sky One or The Creator on Film4. At 10pm, Live & Let Die on ITV4. At 11.40pm, A Hidden Life on Film4 or Upgrade on Legend. At 12.10am, Kiss The Girls on BBC1 #telly

Streaming-wise: #YoungSherlock drops on Amazon Prime Video #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Alice Roberts: Our Hospital Through Time on C5 or Landscape Artist of the Year final on Sky Arts. At 9pm, Hostage on BBC2, The Surgeon on C5, The Stolen Girl on ITV1 or #MasterChef: The Professionals on BBC1. At 10pm, We Might Regret This on BBC2 #telly

Film-wise: at 9pm, Scarface on Legend or Orphan: First Kill on Film4. At 10pm, Zoolander 2 on TLC. At 11.10pm, The Escapist on Legend Xtra. At 11.40pm, Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things on Rewind. At 1.15am, Mean Streets on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Nando’s vs KFC on C4. At 9pm, Europe on the Edge on BBC2, Dyers’ Caravan Park on Sky 1, History Of Britain rerun on BBC4 or Stonehenge: Secrets of the New Stone on C5. At 10.20pm, Storyville: Red Light to Limelight on BBC4. At 10.40pm, How Safe Is Rugby? on BBC1 #telly

Film-wise: at 9pm, Scarface on Legend or Orphan: First Kill on Film4. At 10pm, Zoolander 2 on TLC. At 11.10pm, The Escapist on Legend Xtra. At 11.40pm, Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things on Rewind. At 1.15am, Mean Streets on Film4 #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, Nando’s vs KFC on C4. At 9pm, Europe on the Edge on BBC2, Dyers’ Caravan Park on Sky 1, History Of Britain rerun on BBC4 or Stonehenge: Secrets of the New Stone on C5. At 10.20pm, Storyville: Red Light to Limelight on BBC4. At 10.40pm, How Safe Is Rugby? on BBC1 #telly

It’s lo-fi Attenborough! Why the internet’s going wild for a ‘fish doorbell’ QI has tweeted about it, American football players have put it on their TikTok and over a million viewers have been hooked in. All you do is wait for a fish, press a button – and save their lives

The Utrecht Fish Doorbell is back! Fish migration season started yesterday. You can help by sending a signal to the lock keeper to let the waiting fish through and save their piscine lives. It's a lovely, cheering thing. Here's a piece I wrote about it www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...