haven't watched tv in a while and forgot how shit the ads are. stop trying to be cool you are a company that buys and sells cars.
27.02.2026 22:03
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haven't watched tv in a while and forgot how shit the ads are. stop trying to be cool you are a company that buys and sells cars.
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idiot child doesnt even have a basic grasp on professional video editing soft ware
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havent showered all year. ha ha
christmas creepy pasta: rudolph the red nosed reindeer secret lost verse
🎄 merry
:c
it's peam
#homestuck
it says "not actual size", is the thing inside larger or smaller than the picture?
bit windy isn't it
they let you use the internet in prison as long as you pinky promise not to plot any escapes
£0.59 in my other bank account
i have £0.42
four wholesome awards 💸💸💸💸💸📈
i just bought 500 copies of snakeybus. that'll show em
time crisis
probably gnomes in the computer fiddling with the dials
my prediction: if we ever build a space elevator, a second space elevator will be built almost immediately. earth will look like a curled up hedgehog within a century
that operator's name? the michelin man
oh shit
most social media sites will show you ads scattered between normal posts. threads, however,
if you look in an office 90% of the people in there are brainstorming new ways to waste ram
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in the future there will be a show called "the five stooges". moe larry shemp and two curlys
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
thank god this post is on here
