"Why do you want to have a 1970s music pavilion at the Shakespeare festival?"
"It features wine made by the chairman of the Chinese Communist Party!"
"But how does that make it anything to do with Shakespeare?"
"Mao is the vintner of our disco tent!"
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
12.10.2023 14:57
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never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.
04.03.2026 20:50
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I canβt believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
18.02.2026 13:07
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Dubya was basically an antebellum one termer β a drunk idiot failson turned evangelical teetotaler β who accidentally found himself in the 21st century. I think if you put a Pierce or Fillmore in office on 9/11 with Dick Cheney in their ear theyβd have more or less acted the same way.
17.02.2026 02:54
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
13.02.2026 17:09
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Unless Mark Millar is writing.
12.02.2026 20:38
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
12.02.2026 19:08
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Iβm Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
08.02.2026 20:33
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I have been made aware of reports of an ICE agent firing a gun into a car in Roxbury this week.
Whenever ICE is around, you can expect violence. It's time to ABOLISH ICE.
Until then, NJ must use its full might to pass laws protecting us from ICE.
11.02.2026 23:45
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06.02.2026 03:38
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My BIL is a veteran who did two tours during Iraq & Afghanistan. He has PTSD. He is brown and lives in MSP. He gets telehealth therapy from the VA. And his job is allowing him to work from home so this two tour Navy vet with PTSD doesn't accidentally get shot by the Gestapo. Anyway.
05.02.2026 23:42
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A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
05.10.2025 18:13
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Whoopi Goldberg's Forum would be nice to have, I think.
04.02.2026 03:54
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04.02.2026 02:09
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02.02.2026 04:01
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Mar-a-Lago delenda est.
02.02.2026 14:25
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I see we're at the 'arresting opposition journalists' phase of I Can't Believe It's Not Fascism!
30.01.2026 15:21
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Posters for the last 4 films I watched: Bugonia, Fellowship of the Ring, Misery, & The Bad Sleep Well
#LastFourFriday #Letterboxd
30.01.2026 15:14
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. And in case you never gave it a fair shake, DS9 is absolutely the real deal good shit. Ok, so here we see a fella named Damar. He's a Cardassian with a "C" not the other ones. He's got a boney ridgey facial structure because he's not human, with spiney features on his face and forehead and around his eyes. And a mega thicc neck too. He's wearing a military shell type armour outfit that also looks hard and tough. He's addressing the camera, as if he's making some kind of announcement. It's 3 screenshots but the visual is all the same. Damar looking serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "RESIST. RESIST TODAY. RESIST TOMORROW."
(Also, in case you were wondering, FUCK ICE)
Alts in pic 1
Alt is still in pic one I promise I'm not lying to you go check it'll be there trust me
27.01.2026 22:16
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The Republican position on guns is and always was that guns can only be used by lone wolves to murder schoolchildren or by Republicans to murder whoever they want.
25.01.2026 18:52
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ICE is full of COWARDS. They are all absolute, pathetic, untrained COWARDS. DEFUND AND PROSECUTE.
YouTube video by Seth Moulton
holy crap youtube.com/shorts/hyqtA...
24.01.2026 19:21
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It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
24.01.2026 17:18
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I hope that Democrats realize whatβs happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms.
24.01.2026 17:59
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The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. β Frederick Douglass
24.01.2026 17:14
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Criminal tribunals will be the bare minimum, and are the modest response under the circumstances
24.01.2026 17:21
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
24.01.2026 16:51
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