Jesse Duquette

Prayer group or scene from “Close Encounters” where they sculpt a mountain out of mashed potatoes

Don’t worry @sec_noem I’m sure you’ll find employment as a Tupperware-faced dog murderer or costume aficionado for a white nationalist Facebook group real quick

These pedophiles must think we’re toddlers with the way they’re dangling this mass campaign of death and violence like car keys

It’s like the Crusades but instead of Richard the Lionheart it’s Donald the Nightmareneck

Aging like fine egg salad

Full Diaper’s neck rash has him looking like late-stage Anakin Skywalker more and more every day

It’s always a win-win for the worst-worst

Don’t worry the strongly worded letters are being drafted as we speak

This fucking guy

When your ghoulish bloodlust dovetails with your desperation to make people stop talking about your pedophilia

It is now illegal for trans people to drive in the state of Kansas. Because too many hateful losers are in too many positions of power where they can exact their jealous bigotry people just trying to live their fucking lives.

Same frustrated loser energy, different decade

Rep. Al Green is an example of how everyone should have responded to the child rapist’s sermon.

I would say he’s asking for a friend but he doesn’t have any

There is neither an amount high enough nor currency that exists that could get me to sit through the televised pants-shitting of a melted pumpkin candle

You can tell this sweaty weirdo is a big fan of hockey because of the Heated Rivalry between his eyes

The criteria for which words and phrases are considered censurable is never surprising but still enraging.

All the try-hard pageantry in the world won’t change what Full Diaper’s actual legacy will be.

Quakertown, PA police chief Scott McElree, out of uniform and looking for a kid to lay hands on, put a teenage girl in a chokehold for exercising her right to free speech and speaking out against ICE. You can contact the PD at (215)
536-5002. ACAfuckingB

Whoops

Not Phyllis Schlafly, it’s Trump’s parents

I knew it

Cool cool, now do the rest

Just a couple of gas station hot dogs sweating in jeans

A 2 month old baby was deported after being rushed to the hospital from a concentration camp in Dilley, Texas where he was diagnosed with bronchitis and, at one point during treatment, was unresponsive.
Guys, we’re so fucking great again

Death Sentences // Updated for Linda Davis

Drew this five years ago today in celebration of the death of a racist honey baked ham

Oh shut the fuck up and save your cringe pearl-clutching for someone who cares. Your performative outrage over a fascist getting his clock cleaned is as nauseating as it is irrelevant. Go hold hands with bigots somewhere else.

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear a right hook and a hoodie

For the Epsteinth time, we have monsters everywhere among us