Jo ♡

Trust I was giggling as I was typing ☺️

My tarot card of the day has been The Fool, two days in a row what adventure am I about to embark on

Embark is kinda funny in this context cause ya know, the dog on the card, embark, ehehe

Okay I’ll see myself out

Also I took my switch to the gym today and it’s definitely a gym hack

People do not take advantage of the Elliptical at the gym, that sucker makes my hips feel great and it’s always open

Male cardinal spotted on the birdbath

Someone send me $600 so I can get a switch 2 and Pokopia PLEASE

ugh it looks so fun 😔

What a fucking guy!

Reminder to move your hips today ladies!!

I’ll open up a plant shop beside you where I’ll grow herbs for you 🫶🏻

Still working through my fear of bees evidently 😅 I think the unpredictableness + the buzz sends ME into flight mode

My birdbath is more a watering hole, a lizard is currently enjoying it! :)

This was very Aphrodite coded of me huh

If it’s gonna be this warm I need to be at least lounging besides a body of water

The trees are blossoming!!!!

RON PERLMAN VOICE ACTS SLADE FROM TEENTITANS WHATTTT

The Ship of Theseus but applied to modern day celebrities and their plastic surgery

A selfie of Jo in a mini black skirt, a purple button up, black purse and black chunky boots

Happy international Women’s Day!! If you think I’m hot my Venmo is @ itsuraveragejo and my cashapp is $itsuraveragejo

every man on here owes us women money for just existing amongst us so start sending

Honesty a dream

I’m jealous of all the space! 😩

Thinking about Kakashi

And thinking about the fact my bf got a mask because I was/am so down bad for Kakashi

I might need to find that mask after work

That bed is so cute!!! I will not talk you out of anything 😂😂

I just want to be at home making out with my mans and feeling up his arms is that so much to ask for?? Must a girl work??

Just discovered The Veronica’s song untouched and I feel like I’ve elevated

I had a dream I shaved my head and regretted it immediately

Work is seeping into my dreams I don’t like it

Woke up to pee at 6am and I could not figure out if it was Saturday or Sunday

I got there happy Saturday

I saw bumblebees today, pulled the 10 of cups, cleaned up my apt a good bit

I feel so much better than yesterday