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#birdbot

ive been cucked by the dictatorship of the proletariat!

did u know as a child i wanted to be jewish

i know that character probably isnt a literal vampire but its funny to imagine that he is

i like that marty supreme just has a vampire in it at the end, more movies should do that, political thriller where one of the secret service agents pulls down his sunglasses and he has werewolf eyes or some shit and it never comes up

#birdbot

#birdbot

somehow i never realized you were an elfwoman too, i just thought you were pursuing their buxom maidens

I just want to say how much of an honor it is to DJ at this event... twenty years ago, my wife left me, and took everything but my equipment. it is all I know anymore. my only purpose. I hope you enjoy. and to the ladies in the audience: remember to WASH! UNDER! YOUR! FORESKIN!!!!!

are you even allowed to use that technique, I don't think so, that one's forbidden as fuck, you haven't yet even mastered the sixfold inner paths or looked beyond the serpents eye, no way you're allowed to use that technique, I'm telling the sensei

apparently when i still had twitter i tweeted something about wanting a child with cancer to die??

thank u!!! X>

gimme a shot...

they call me east bay lay...kshmi

motherfucker had a mate in one against me (im white) instead he unnecessarily went g5 to protect his knight when he already had a rook protecting it and left his queen hanging 4 no reason

shfshshshsfh

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Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌

wait so is genji being good at martial arts a racist thing cuz hes chinese? like retsu lmao

umineko spoilers, omfg adgjkhajdkgahkdgjhajkghjkagk agah

nope it was just my e levels i hate men

omg

bakineko

ahahahahhaha

aww

ok, kinda funny

king shit

I HATE THE WILD FANGS PROJECT SO MUCH!!!!!