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Billy JO Crystal

@tycrust

"a super machine in the world of pleasures of the flesh" according to a spam email | 33 | Nonbinary (he/him) | An-com | Musician & mixing engineer My music and stuff: https://beacons.ai/tycrust

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He jumped one hundred and forty times. "I shall swallow the sun and make barren the earth," said the Dark Frog.

10.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the same image, with the text edited to say "i'm so fucked up", a reference to the evangelion scene with a palmful of regret

the same image, with the text edited to say "i'm so fucked up", a reference to the evangelion scene with a palmful of regret

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2457 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 82

some real incredible minds at work in the replies to lrt

10.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 13892 πŸ” 3422 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 203

:( πŸ«‚

10.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this reminds me powerfully of Cube Escape: Birthday

10.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man did this end up on the discovery thing or something, who are you people

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I probably do have POTS huh

10.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks Allie! πŸ–€

10.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NGL fam, we are at, like, β€œcomplete life derailment” levels of needing an assist. If there’s any amount you can spare, it would be incredibly helpful to me πŸ–€

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is β€œoh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

09.09.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 7443 πŸ” 1743 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 76
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15759 πŸ” 5196 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 26

venmo: venmo.com/u/junostump

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/junostump

09.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad I'm not famous so I can say shit sucks and only like one or two people might get mad at me

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
selfie of me sitting in a desk chair, giving a thumbs up, smiling serenely, wearing a cream-colored The Ocean shirt

selfie of me sitting in a desk chair, giving a thumbs up, smiling serenely, wearing a cream-colored The Ocean shirt

πŸ‘ thanks again for the birthday wishes and money and such. love you all. 33 is a good number

10.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Instagram message in which I say "man. the haters and losers will never make me turn my back on provel"

Instagram message in which I say "man. the haters and losers will never make me turn my back on provel"

in case anyone's curious about the pizza selection

10.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you Amanda!

10.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one more why not

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pizza and booze acquired

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THANKS TAYLOR :3c

09.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yank thou

09.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everybody say happy birthday Tyler

09.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Honoring Dustin’s Life of Kindness and Service, organized by Christina Olson His name was Dustin, and he was one of the kindest, sweetest kids you c… Christina Olson needs your support for Honoring Dustin’s Life of Kindness and Service

Family dealing with a tragic funeral

$2,000/$4,000 on doing a cremation and the funeral they need to do

I don’t know these human beings but we can surely help and share their need and fill it, right ?

www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-d...

09.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1553 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 15

gas prices suck and all but what about the dead kids

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12340 πŸ” 7471 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

well today's the day

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 10050 πŸ” 2627 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 122

can everyone shut up for the next 24 hours

09.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0