Me after three episodes of the Scrubs reboot: "wow, this is actually really good, what a nice surprise"
Episode four: Matt Rife guest star
Me after three episodes of the Scrubs reboot: "wow, this is actually really good, what a nice surprise"
Episode four: Matt Rife guest star
the true Gulf of America π₯²
The stupidest people on Earth are currently asking their moms for help with spelling so they can call everyone making fun of Kristi Noem a misogynist while not understanding that the term only applies to humans and not to soulless monsters.
feels a little chicken or the egg:
does roid rage make him fight strangers, or is he just a dumb asshole more likely to do both?
π΅πΆJJ Wetherholt, call 877-CASH-NOWπΆπ΅
Hey @productiveouts.bsky.social
at grok, is this true??
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please please please get Roberta on AFE!!
Damn, this hit. Thank you π
he's finally as bad at baseball as he is at being a decent human being
Kershaw/Trienen for the "newly formed" American Fascism Party presidential ticket in 2028.
"Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?"
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
Are we ready for the second half? In general: no, but at least we can make sure our #FantasyBaseball bullpens are with today's
@rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
Xavier Edwards #1 seed.
Dave Roberts trying anything to get people to stop asking him about the ICE gestapo right outside Dodger Stadium.
"Pitching's supposed to kill you, but it shouldn't feel like dying. Closing's supposed to fill you, but it spills you like your wine..."
Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"
@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-save...
we're living in hell
Friday again, Garfie Baby!! That means another round of @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Report, check it out here:
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
I heard some other league is crafting, or maybe it was drafting? Anyway, it's Week 5 in baseball, and bullpens are getting kind of wild throughout the league. Check it out in this week's @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Here's this week's @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report! Check it out and stay one pitch ahead of your opponents early in the season.
www.rotoballer.com/closers-and-...
Hey, I wrote this!
Opening Day Introduction:
-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.
-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!
it's such an awful idea that I keep waiting for some sort of 5th column reveal that will never come. I almost can't believe it's just...this.
not pure jazz at all (whatever that means), but I've always loved and recommended Jaga Jazzist. Start with their second album, A Livingroom Hush
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIF...
If these egg prices don't go down soon, I suggest we start calling them
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Chicken caviar.
lol. maybe lmao, even.
#Marlins